Seight

Also, I'm concerned about the Bengals turning back into a pumpkin David Carr's Offensive Line.

Neat, actually.

Everyone: "Why is the NFL Sunday Ticket app not working ARRGH!" Me, who still watches TV on a TV like an old person, watching Red Zone:

Yeah, I've met people before. It's...totally overrated.

UPDATE 2: *sigh* I HATE BOBBY PETRINO SO MUCH ITS UNREAL okay I'm good now

UPDATE: bro i am straight up having a bad time

Cal-Notre Dame: "What's the dumbest ending you've ever seen to a football game?" Me: "Hmm, well-" Cal-ND: "Good, now double, no, TRIPLE it!"

CORRECT. As with all other NFL telecasts not on national broadcast television, all Thursday Night Football games will continue to be simulcast on a local television station in each playing team's home market.

I have two theories on why Robert Sarver got fined and suspended for one year: 1) He owns the Phoenix Suns, which is not as much of an existential threat to the NBA as Donald Sterling, Los Angeles Clippers owner, being a racist asshole, or 2) The rumors about expansion teams in Las Vegas and Seattle are true, so if you iced Sarver you probably don't have a Steve Balmer waiting in the wings to buy the Suns