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*sees a girl at the store wearing a shirt that says "Mom Pleaser"* My brain(being a jerk again): "OH BUT IF I WERE TO WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS MOM PLEASER-"

*BUH DUM TISH*

That sounds like a personal problem, go see the chaplain.

I KNEW IT (I'm lying)

It's so much worse that Tim was the one that DROPPED HIS GLOVES IN THE FIRST PLACE. (And also why would the White Sox's broadcast partner post such a clear shot of that punch holy shit)

hey let's check in on the completely normal AL Central:

If I were 33rd in points in a series that usually has between 36-40 cars in the race every week AND drove for the owner that gave Bubba Wallace his first ride in that same series I probably wouldn't like a George Floyd meme on social media, but I'm not the race car driving guy so.