Skiles

Veronica. Always shitting on men's balls.

Sorry, I meant to write "gaymers." TOTALLY different group of people.

Yeah.

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU FUCKING A GUY IN THE ASS AND HE SHITS ALL OVER YOUR BALLS?

I do all those things. Especially drinking water. I'm the water champ, dude. And does pepper count as seasoning? Because I put way too much pepper on pretty much every food.

Betty? What, are they all 86 years old? How are Eleanor and Greta doing? 😜

My goal in life is to outlive my sister's dad for this exact reason. Hate is a hell of a motivator.

Well, it was really good that you didn't, because his parents didn't do it, and they don't deserve to hear something shitty their son did a that particular moment. However, if your hatred for him was that deep, you could always wait until there's no one around and piss on his grave.

Never pegged you for a Mean Girls kind of guy. It's actually a pretty good movie, though.

You don't have to call me that. I mean, someone else.

Only a real piece of shit would do a thing like that.

Please, not now. Not here, on the front porch. I'm self-conscious. 🐙

No, you.

Drugs.

I sleep on the floor with like seven blankets under me. It's pretty good. I can't sleep on my back, though. Sleep paralysis happens that way.

It's just the static.

When I had roommates, I had to implement the "Use It, Clean It" policy. If you dirty a dish, wash it as soon as you're done with it. Then no one has to do the dishes, and there's never any important dishes missing. Plus, if you're too lazy to clean a dish, you won't eat superfluously.

Or mouthfucked.

It would be nice. Though at least in real life, where terrible people could potentially have an impact on my life, you can just eliminate them from your circle. Unfortunately, on a message board, you have to see their nonsense while attempting to interact with people you actually enjoy interacting with.

What if when someone got banned they also got arrested?

Knowing is only half the battle. Applying it is the other half.

That's cool. I've only attempted stand-up a few times, but I was a performer for a good few years. I got obsessive about it, to the point that I started recording it and trying to learn from it. I'm a singer, so I would dissect my performance of the song, all the way down to figuring out what vocal runs and series of superfluous notes did and didn't work. The fun thing about singing is that you can play with the vocals a little bit. So for example, I can sort of pitch down on the last word of a line of lyric, or I can punctuate it, or during an instrumental break I can try an extra little something. I know a big thing with comics is trying different ways to phrase things, or punching up a joke. I even do that sometimes with lyrics. I can change a word and make the lyric a little bit more poignant. I think it works the same in comedy, because ultimately it's all performance art, y'know?

So that you can't see that person's threads, or when people quote them in other threads.