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UnevenEdge

Cancer

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  1. You have always been an insufferable pill
  2. No not complaining. But to quote Zap... the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and weak
  3. Small titties are built for speed... which can be fun.
  4. She's trying. She has been taking many loads lately.... dafuq is up with marriage.
  5. My right testicle is noticeably larger than my left. Having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet. Ducks are just chickens with kazoos.
  6. See ? You didnt need me. My bad again... I had an incident today and it was a mess.
  7. Let's go exploring....
  8. All done with my day. Now time for some bbq chicken and video games
  9. We just glazing over our newest quote from psychodonkeydick?
  10. I fucking crushed a box of blueberries for breakfast
  11. Oh shit my bad. Let me look
  12. All my meetings got cancelled. So I'm writing mid year reviews and probably heading out around 12 to get drinks with the wife.
  13. Your face looks like the most fucked up part of the moon
  14. Where are my testicles, Summer?
  15. Just binged the whole season 3. Jesus effing Christ.
  16. Lol you look like Tyler Perry's ugliest character yet
  17. Yet, you're hearing every word we are saying.
  18. I'm playing rocket league.
  19. Fake more shit
  20. Her and packard can be in the same car when it happens.
  21. Yes please.
  22. Not after delivery. I support really super late abortions... like those pushing 40
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