NaBarney

Too bad it's outside Never go outside.

I live in a house that's been divvied up into apartments The best of every world

Since you're already used to the right wing bullshit, TN is pretty nice.

Asstaurants over breastaurants

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Welp, I tried to tee that up for you to get to 149 clean by now but you had to be petty and switch accounts

149

When I was in hs I wrote a paper on standup and since I needed a direct source I sent a msg to Maria Bamford on myspace asking if I could interview her for my paper. She let me ask her 1 question and I asked what her advice would be to aspiring comedians and her answer was like - just make yourself keep doing it and keep doing it and dont stop, and repeated that sentiment like a dozen different ways.

There is no we then Just you

At least that kid will probably get to get high at like 11

Depends entirely on the individual, same as any species. Some dogs are awesome and some are just fucked in the head

Dont

Remember, it's advice not an order But it's some pretty good advice

@tsar4 beat you by several decades

Watch that thing you said you would watch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fh2cDKyFdyU

It's basically the act afai can tell

Icarus

I was abt to ask what the difference is btwn pan and bi but then I googled it and I did not realize bisexual was considered unwoke bc it implies there are only two genders whereas pan is all encompassing So idk, is that the biggest difference btwn those terms to you, or why do u ID as pan instead of bi?

In a way I probably cost you the job once they reviewed your Internet activity and saw you talking to people like me all the time abt shit like this, tbh

God, you suck

This is like that scene in sorry to bother you right before he finds out what the company is really selling

Not everyone is as willing to make this compromise as you are

In almost every case it's almost entirely this. Like with anything in life, just showing up does most of the work tbh

How suspiciously on brand for you

Big bad corn