NaBarney

Yes, learn to live and accept obviously poisonous water as normal. Let your kids grow up to learn to not trust the water they bathe in, only the prepackaged plastic water from a faraway place that they sell at the store. These are humanity's customs, now

Pounding individual 16oz bottles of water, actively trying to remember to drink more of them. "It is important for my physical health and fitness that I consume as much of these plastic waters as possible

Real Men need meat, red raw beef, heavy hamburger sandwiches in the middle of the day in order to do Work The sheer amount of plastic tubes and bottles of various liquidy bullshit because "all girls have to have all these things"

I was abt to ask what the difference is btwn pan and bi but then I googled it and I did not realize bisexual was considered unwoke bc it implies there are only two genders whereas pan is all encompassing So idk, is that the biggest difference btwn those terms to you, or why do u ID as pan instead of bi?

In a way I probably cost you the job once they reviewed your Internet activity and saw you talking to people like me all the time abt shit like this, tbh

God, you suck

This is like that scene in sorry to bother you right before he finds out what the company is really selling

Not everyone is as willing to make this compromise as you are

In almost every case it's almost entirely this. Like with anything in life, just showing up does most of the work tbh

How suspiciously on brand for you

It's fine, there's regulations in place. https://www.sciencealert.com/the-world-s-most-rare-marine-mammal-is-down-to-10-left-make-that-9/amp

Big bad corn

Nah, he's just thirsty. I never even see most FFA threads made in the daytime anyway

He's taunting you now with videos of other people's dinosaur fanfictions instead of living up to his promise to post a video review of yours

(Having watched 0 Brooklyn games this year) Bet the Lakers wish they kept D'Angelo Russell instead of using him to dump salary

WESTPARK THE KING OF ASMB

Pills always help and never hurt

You wanna fight? I'll fight

We'll see, it isnt up to me

"Make me"

Yet another compelling reason to forego dairy products

Please never make me consider that again

Wheels paddle wheels paddle moving as we go