NaBarney

No. What? No.

Wacdonald's is better

Also you have to hold two fingers to your temple the entire time and stare at the person mystically

A cat with fangs

I think it's going to be pretty good for a piece of shit bad movie

But what if you need someone to do something but when you read their mind they're thinking "I ain't never doing that shit in this life"

Don't you work at Taco Bell or something op? How do you not have a co-worker who you're cool enough with to ask if they have a friend who inhales the green menace? It seems like 50% of people under like age 35 partake, it's kinda just all over everywhere

Well Make a friend who has at least one friend who isn't a square Ask your friend if y'all can hang out together bc you want to meet their non square friend and get a weed connection through them

Full access to everything anyone is thinking and has ever thought, or no access but you can control anyone's mind to make them do whatever​ you want? Either way you can only be in one person's head space at a time and you must remain within rock throwing distance of them or the connection will be broken.

You're only saying this because of all the stupid shit you're on record as saying/advocating for, and you know you'll continue saying things everyone else thinks are stupid so you feel this will give you a pass but it won't.

Okay, but surely one of them has a friend who does.

If you don't have irl friends, make some irl friends first. Not even for the express purpose of acquiring weed, you should just do that first. Then if you're still interested it will follow naturally.

It still feels nice if you do it every day, less intense/profound feelings but that's a good thing imo

It feels nice, much better than drinking alone does.

You can smell when a guest is smoking in a room from the hallway. Sometimes the rooms near them will smell it through the bathroom vents and call down complaining. I'll go up, realize which room it is from the smell, knock on their door, they'll open it, it'll smell like smoke, I'll remind them of the no smoking policy. Nothing gets burned in any of this except the tobacco and various carcinogens of the cigarette.

How is that key at all? You're saying people only complain of a smell when they see a burn hole and I'm telling you that isn't true.

There are no holes burned into anything, nobody ever complains of phantom smoke smells. The only time people complain of smoke smell is either when the previous guest in the room has smoked or when a nearby room is currently smoking.

What the fuck are you talking about? Most guests who smoke in rooms don't burn holes in anything. They just make the room smell like cigarette smoke.

Nah he's always been consistent about his age.

I am a hotel clerk, all rooms at my hotel are non smoking. When someone smokes in a room we use air freshener and put an ozone machine in there for as long as possible, it stays in there for hours after maintenance and housekeeping go home for the day, to try to get the smell out. When the front desk goes in to remove the ozone machine we will either put the room out of order if it still smells like smoke or if it's passable (usually still detectable) we will rent the room last hoping it goes unsold because often a guest checking in will still smell smoke after all that and we'll comp them because a non smoking room that smells like smoke is offensive to most people. The smoking guest is charged $250 because of how often their smoking in the room leads to the room being unsellable for a night or two, the charge is a way to recoup that money and the wasted time of the employees who have to try to remove the shitty smoke smell.

I demand to see the Reddit threads about fuggs

Cripple him and let nature figure it out

Yeah, it varied wildly across town. I just saw rain and lightning, a friend showed me a vid of sideways blowing golf ball sized hail that only cracked a tail light on his car, then heard about the tennis ball window busting hail from someone else the next day. Moved through quick, just 15 minutes of hell. This was last Tuesday

Tennis ball sized hail smashed out every window but one in someone's car here last week. Split the metal roof of the car. Was in the upper 80s when it happened

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