NaBarney

Fuggs is trying to take as many people to prison with her as she can

Eh yeah but it's a lot easier and quicker to reverse the adverse effects of long-term over consumption of sodium than sugar, you just abstain from salty foods and eat right and flush all the toxins out by drinking a lot of water for a lil while. Something ya really should do periodically anyway for general health. With regard to damage done to your body sodium and sugar shouldn't even be in the same conversation, especially if that convo is about losing fat.

On Nickelodeon...

Sodium doesn't make you gain fat. Sugar does. There's no reason to cut sodium out of your diet if you're trying to lose fat.

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Frequently fantasizes about transforming into an alter ego who wears underwear and is actually capable of displaying a modicum of self confidence

Sodium isn't really bad for you. Infinitely, infinitely, infinitely better to binge on sodium every so often than it is to binge on sugar, which everyone already puts too much of in their bodies to begin with. For your health.

Has a pig meat dog that sounds suspiciously like Fry's dog Seymour

Zeni doesn't have friends.

An adolescent oft-bullied incel goes on mild adventures with his honky friend, has a wacky bougie neighbor, and cums hands-free at the mere sight of his stalkee

It's Peewee's Playhouse

*puts you in an oil drum*

It's not going to work they're just going to take whatever you have away from you

If only the pet store was as vigilant. All those dead betta fish...

Definitely more kidnappings

Does anyone just want to play chess 1 on 1? Hmu

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Idk how y'all live in that desert

I'm sure it's available, it's no Mary Pillpoppins

Get off the internet, I'll meet you in the streets - Isaac Newton

Well, the Knicks won't.

My top 5 5. That time I left the bar and went straight to work extremely drunk and wasn't even able to do anything but luckily nothing really needed doing, threw up several times and passed out for a very long while and woke up just in time to do all the paperwork and get my shit together enough to make it look like everything was fine right before my relief came in 4. That time I asked for a 3 day weekend off at an $8/hour temp job with only two weeks of the job left and was told no, so I got a friend to fill in as a replacement for myself since they were severely understaffed (everyone kept quitting) and always begging us to recruit friends to come work and I didn't show up. Got a series of increasingly belligerent and incoherent tweets from the old lady whose family business it was telling me TAH T TIME 9FFF REQIEST WAS NOT APPROVED!!!\\?/!! ;( and ended with IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP TODAU,, WELL THEN DONT NOT BOTHER DOMING BACC AT AL !! which was fine w me, I just stayed out of town even longer. They tried to punish me saying it'd be awhile to get my last check, "ohh she went on a cruise and didn't think you would be coming back to get it, not sure when she gets back but it won't be ready until then" so I said well I'll come by when it's ready, then picked it up like 3 months later just to show their pettiness didn't bother me. 3. Getting a $100 tip for offering to throw away a drunk old woman's empty plastic Bud Light bottle while she was in the midst of a mental health episode. 2. Taking 900mg dxm at 1pm and being too fucked up to go into work at 11pm. Robotripping so hard couldn't see anything, floated down the stairs and took a shower, laid in it for 45 minutes, never been so fucked up in my entire life, crawled out the tub and couldn't get dressed, wearing just a towel went on to the back porch where it was pouring down freezing rain so my parents wouldn't hear me call out of work sounding so fucked up couldn't even make words, probably sounded like I was sick and crying, was a struggle to even use the phone since I had septuple bug vision, hallucinated and freaked out in my room all night. 2b. A few hours before second to last shift at a job I accidentally got really wine drunk at a friend's going away party at a restaurant and didn't realize it til I got home, took a shower and threw up like a white wine applesauce mush that I had to keep smoothing over the drain with my hand for awhile until it all went down, went to bed and didn't call in, ignored all calls from work, didn't explain anything to anyone when i went in for my last shift. 1. Fucking at work in the last empty room in the hotel which was reserved by someone who thankfully never showed up, otherwise they'd have slept in the juices.

Is rolling in at 11am and stealing people's lunches from the fridge an option?

I heard it's only temporary but I really hope he hurries back to duty soon. I don't know what this place would do without its archivist