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Gills and bionic lungs that can breathe poison air so that you can maintain your post-coastal lifestyle every depth of the way, it's fine, life is going to be fine

Floating artificial islands supporting an underwater metropolis Ugh all the Musks and Thiels are probably going to live there.

I like the gas stations that drop all pretenses and just sell glass pipes

Considering the Maldives will probably be underwater in less than 100 years because of climate change maybe this is how they can adapt, going full Atlantis

He won brah, he beat your ass

Imagine being like a housekeeper there, how cool that would be. Nah you'd probably be coming to work all tired and jaded by the fish in a week like any other job like that Still though that first week

That good good! Jk that sounds unrelatably scary

I've been saving it for so long. Last week I gulped a cloud of it for the first time all year and fell out the chair and couldn't get up off the ground for a few seconds. I think I had a weed seizure

I took a vacation day from work today just bc of the holiday, don't even have any plans besides just getting high like every day Tho I will be dipping deep into the kief reserves.

I just woke up from a zombie type dream. It was weird bc the first half of it was a family type dream where I kept getting fucked up and going into the neighbor's house by accident and raiding their fridge. I heard this scared girl upstairs calling her mom saying "there's someone in our house" and I was like oh shit I'm in the wrong house again, but it worked out bc the zombie stuff started popping off in my house next door which gave me time to get ready. Then there was this weird time and place jump where I was in my boss's mansion with a coworker and we were holed up there when suddenly we see the boss pull up outside, after being gone for a long ass time during zombie land. And I knew he was going to try to kill me bc I've always hated him and he knows that and there's no rules anymore. So I'm hiding in the house and he knows I'm there and tells my coworker of the plan to kill me, then hears me in another room clattering over shit looking for a weapon, so he chases me around the house and almost gets me a few times until I use a big marble column on rolling wheels that's standing in the middle of the room for some reason not supporting anything (probably bc I think about the Fred Armisen "mahbull caalumns" SNL sketch a lot) and ram it into him over and over and throw it on him after he falls down from the blunt force. Then I woke up Dreams are fun and intense when they're happening but are usually terrible in retrospect

Having a Lil dick is just God's way of helping you keep your mind on your money and not get distracted by these hoes

That song always reminds me of Gasoline by Seether, so that sucks

I'd be so pissed

Getting fucked up in his bedroom on a Tuesday night?

The greatest part of her legacy

Weed

There's no way they make Embiid sit out game 3 and risk going down 2-1. He just has to play. Last week I filled out a bracket on NBABracketology.com to try to win a contest. Had to go with the Warriors beating Philly in the Finals. Really hope I'm wrong about OKC losing to Utah and the Cavs making it as far as the conference finals, and of course Philly winning it all would be amazing

This sounds like a job for a kief bowl

You liked them but that's over now

Do this every weekend Leave your family behind

Now she's going to put nails in your tires

wot?

I was really hoping Kawhi was waiting for the playoffs but he wasn't even in the building for game one, so it looks like he might be done with the team.

And the status of the turtle is?