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NaBarney

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  1. Yoooo so you found the one right? The haunted house hunt is over
  2. Yeah those lips are built. I'm not gonna say the acronym but I hope you got that at some point homie. Don't respond to this not trying to fuck you up.
  3. Ya lips too thin for kissing
  4. IT COULD BE THE DEATH OF ME
  5. I DON'T WANNA GET OLD
  6. There is nothing funny about being on disability.
  7. 4am don't mean nothing when you're permanently unemployed
  8. I took a pic of myself full on crying earlier
  9. Waking Life
  10. Wisely chaining yourself to house payments at 25 to prevent yourself from doing anything cool like moving with your girlfriend to California before she gets deported for being an immigration criminal
  11. Sounds like a time
  12. She isn't worth it to him
  13. Not even remotely true. Please shut up.
  14. If the main character isn't a lone wolf spree shooter then he isn't based on you
  15. I pharted on the plane ride home from fighting in Syria
  16. You're really about to come out of this relationship with somehow even less confidence than you had before. Very on brand
  17. When I get a quarter in a baggie people can smell me walking down the street with it in my pocket As soon as I get in the car it instantly reeks of leaves
  18. So he hasn't fed in a little while
  19. Only vampires stay hot as fuck like that forever
  20. Mr Pickles rules
  21. He looks like if Sadam Hussein was a vampire
  22. Make him take you to see the seals on the beach in La Jolla. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children's_Pool_Beach
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