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Vela

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  1. French brandy...? Idk, lol. Who buys this stuff?! Oh thats right, my neighbor.
  2. Misdirected Smarty Pants microphone charmer...Misdirected Smarty Pants with an unfitting, deep, gravel-y voice.
  3. I like matching pajamas....like...a lot...I need to get more of them.
  4. Aw, Quackers is so much littler than I imagined.
  5. That is a compromising position
  6. Mayhaps? lol It's the same stuff as before. I never told you what a huge bottle it is XD lawl, wth kind of name is Harcour T? Crazy French pplz.
  7. 😮 You can't double dare me and not expect me to do eet! Arrrrrrrr I think this might be a trap but I don't care I'm going in!!!! *pokes*....>.0...0.0 *pokepokepoke*
  8. I'm not so sure... ... ...this kinda makes me wanna do it more >.>
  9. So you slipped it out of you. Was it nice and slow?
  10. She would now be in Junior clothing The next size up from 16 is a Junior's 3.
  11. Ah. I am very much in opposition and yet it continues on.
  12. lmao...well you seem to have it under control XD And if that's the case then you indeed have an Elementary Earth Hand. Mostly men have this type which makes it kinda unique. So you're grounded and uncomplicated, you prefer things to be simple and predictable (avoid getting into unusual situations and stay within your comfort zone). Conservative, hardworking, honest and tough. You would work best with animals and plants. Boxing and wrestling is an Elementary's preferred sport.
  13. I'm the aquaman version of Mystique Not only can I blend in to any surrounding But I can also hypnotize And squirt ink out my ass I also have three hearts. Try n kill me muthafuckaaaas!
  14. Like, on it's own?
  15. Oh me too! Yay for company. And by yay I mean, why did I sign up for this?
  16. Is what I would never shout into the night from my window. Even though... I don't think this drink likes me very much. Pretty sure the phrase "Even though..." will be on my gravestone cause I say it A LOT. "Here lies Vela. Lover of Cuttlefish Lady of Bits May she always live on in our hearts. Even though..."
  17. Sounds good. Although your resident FFA Palmist has a busy day of cleaning tomorrow for company so I don't know when or if I'll be able to get on here this weekend, just a heads up. Well thank goodness for your father. Humor is what keeps me going most days. Honestly I can't remember... I think it might have been that favorite body part on a guy thread. Although good point, which hand did you victimize with a railing?
  18. Awwwwwwz Are you a winter baby?
  19. Vela

    Seems legit...

    Ugh, Ino one of them, my neighbor. She's older though, I'm gunna say in her 60's which imo isn't too old or too young to know better but she's the nervous type who lives alone and has nobody to bounce her crazy thoughts off of. Until we moved in last year, that is.
  20. CLEAN yo' ass!
  21. Vela

    Seems legit...

    😄
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