scoobdog

Oh, ok, I get you. Yeah, it's hard keeping up with the incredibly inane moments in your life.

LOL. ICWUTUDIDTHAR. So "eBay" is now code word for "lost luggage room".

I've been plenty of places, and I talk about it all the time.

Lol. Nice try, but no. You have no problem communicating with any of us, you just pick a fights you're never going to win.

Oh God. Who knew using one little word to describe the squalor he lives in would start such a ridiculous unhinged rant? And the best part is he was trying to tell an English graduate what fucking words meant.

You know when someone else smells like a dumpster, yet you can't smell the odor of cigarette smoke on your own shit. Imagine that.

Of course you don't, dumb fuck. You don't remember what happened last week most of the time.

Does that mean you have enough saved in the piggy bank for another totally awesome adventure?

Nah, bruh..... The cockroaches be spinning the magnet wheel so fast the electric company be paying him.

That makes absolutely no sense.

Without getting too specific, how is your current skillset niche? Unless it requires a highly specialized education, you should be able to sell yourself to performing any task with the right sales pitch. If you're not interested in leaving your comfort zone, though, you are better off staying exactly where you are. There is not point to advancing up the ladder or trying a new job if you're not willing to leave your comfort zone.

One hot toddy... coming up.

BEER

...Beer.

I don't get the fear either. Of course, I don't live out in the inland areas where someone inevitsbly manages to get caught in a flash flood and occasionally drowns in it. That's probably the thing, we don't get enough of those thunder cells for the average idiot to know how to deal with flash flooding. Just crossing the five miles from work to home this afternoon I encountered a river going down a side street I've never seen flooded before. I crossed it, And in retrospect, I realize I had no way of knowing if it was deep enough to have an undercurrent before I plowed through.

COuldn't it be on a region by region basis?

Would you stop saying that?! The girls you are purportedly talking to ARE NOT GENERATION Z!

Well at least he's good at something.

Believe it or not, I'm in a flash flood watch, and I'm also about 5-6 miles from the ocean. For this particularly storm, it's that amount of water falling on endless stretches of asphalt and cement that would lead to the storm drain system getting overloaded.

We do, actually. In fact, there's a leeching field 6 miles up river from me. The problem is that you can't capture all that water when it falls on paved or developed areas.

Well, it got panned... hard. So, probably best to stay away.

That's good, I guess. Still, the whole thing is horrible.

Nope

Nope, you don't.