scoobdog

Frankly, none of us have any idea why you weirded out and disappeared. I mean, we all kind of thought you were a fucking pussy, but we didn't like say anything about it. I should scroll back through and look at it again.

Not this middle aged guy.

I gathered as much.

Thanks, bro. I totally did not know what the slang term "bear" meant.

Wait.... wut?

Well, a certain Buck in the Rut was leading an army of Raider Fans, Lesbian Down Syndrome Baby Mamas, and Union Plumbers across the Bay Bridge.... .... and he was never heard from again.

Because.....

Seriously, why are you so tedious?

Another one of these thread, eh? Guess its about time for you to move on to the next shitty entry level job.

Did you just put yourself in as one of the hottest users? ... CutieQuesadilla[/member] , bigdick[/member] , 420pooh4u[/member] , MEXobiologist[/member] , and naraku360[/member] : All are best girl

Hey now. It's set in San Franfreako, so I just assumed its all true. Lol.

If you're going to bogart a joke, at least know what you're bogarting. Dumbass.

Please tell me he doesn't believe in a time travelling microwave....

No, you weren't.

Yeah, everyone thinks they're decently popular in high school,

Awesome!

Soul crushingly sad.

She was screaming "Not my asshole!"?. But you didn't listen, did you?.

I'll bet your mom doesn't sleep because of you.

A lobster tank would be kind of cool in the basement, but I could never eat any of them.

....lobsters?

I love it when cowfucker takes shots at people who graduate from real universities.

I was being a smart ass, but the larger point is if you're having a good time, the theme is secondary to being with people you enjoy, and if the theme interferes with you having a good time, you probably don't want to be at that party. There really isn't anything wrong with party themes, especially if the party host is the one that has a great time planning the party. I've always disliked the idea of having party guests show in costume because it requires work and, even though the host doesn't intend for it, it opens up those who can't find/afford a suitable costume or don't have the time to prepare one. I know it's being stickler (and it's unrealistic for a well meaning host to account for his or her party guests' individual neurosis) , but that's the kind of added complication that costume parties tend to have.

Seeing as theme birthday parties are bougie as fuck anyway, I don't really see the problem. It's kind of a bad sign that you have to escape reality to that degree just to celebrate someone's birthday.

That's not even counting another related but not directly applicable issue to caffeine. If you need 400mg of caffeine a day, particularly in the morning, then there is significant chance that you're not getting sufficient sleep and incurring health issues as a result.