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Oh cool. They're coming to The Forum for my birthday. Haven't been back inside since the Lakers left.

Pretty cool, huh? Oh, I guess not for you.

Could you explain the joke to me so that I may better understand and laugh heartily, please?

You like to be bound too? You a naughty boy, Tic.

Is your new friend similar to other tarantulas? How venomous?

And you aren't a union janitor, you're a thief. Playing the arbitrary name game is awesome.

I'll bet the barn was simply bursting at the beams. Did the ground settle a couple of feet after the shindig?

Seriously. Fuck Morrissey. No one has done more to ruin decent musical accompaniment with shitty poetry.

You would if he venmo'd you.

Please don't. Everything you fix you ruin.

No single Gorillaz album is the same, either in style or technique. I'm liking it so far, but I can't say any one Gorillaz album can be the best because they're all so unique.

You aren't middle of anything you senile old fart.

Dude, I can relate to that. Sadly, my pickling endeavors have been abject failures.

I sure do. I like to rip my own MP4s from the DVDs.

Not that I've ever been to a crime scene or anything, but scented bleach is how I imagine it would smell like. There's that smell of sterilization from the bleach kind of creeping through the artificial odor of flowers. It's what denial would smell like.

I don't have a "Page Down" key.

I dunno. I kinda want to see Zeni give in to Pooh's dominance.

Salty tears mix well with oily, pimply skin.

Need the tears for lube. Got it!

You clone living things, you replicate inanimate objects. And, Stilgar's right, the parameters make this thread shit. There isn't much of anything "worth" ten cents of less, even a marble.

But what will? What do we need to do to get you to stick your magnificent D straight up his poop chute?

I iz envious.

Nah, I'll personally guarantee that pooh is always more "liked" than you.

Lol. That's a terrible Photoshop.

Nah, that was me.