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So, add me to the list of jerks. I should have texted when I noticed you hadn’t posted for a few days.

I thought Diana was smashing Bruce.

Alright! TAO is in the birthday cluster. Happy Birthday dude.

Just for today, I want to believe.

Not so much a fan, but I do pity the SF teams.

It’s been kind of interesting so far.

Stoner's hotter than I am, so you definitely came out ahead. Happy Birthday, SG!

Thanks, Buddy.

You know what I’m not a fan of? The Astros, Rockets and Texans.

Damn, that’s realistic.

Mmmmm chocolate!

That is an awesome cake. Thank you!

Nice!

I do love beer. Thank you!

Not for another 3 hours (eastern) but thanks @mthor.

He actually showed quite a bit of improvement both in Carolina and in San Francisco, more so in the latter because it was a better situation than the former. He was never a bad quarterback, it's just that quarterback in the NFL aren't as transformational as they are in the NCAAs.

You ain't keeping that up for much longer. Sam Fucking Darnold ran a train on all you alls ass.

How are you all a -15 on point differential and still 3-1? And, you've allowed 94 points. You might want to buy a defense before you talk shit about the Jets (who are a +14 differential).

You didn't?

Irony Police is glaring menacingly at you.

I'm pretty sure everyone is cool with the lovable Buddy brand of sarcasm and not the obtuse catturd brand of sarcasm.

Sarcasm is fine, but it's often misused by people who perhaps think they're evading consequences for abhorrent behavior. Like the literary device it's built on, It's supposed to be (1) directed at ideas rather than people and (2) within a proper context. These are the same people who don''t know how use "irony" correctly.

Double chili cheese burger.

You know what? Me too.