scoobdog

Props to u. Big relief.

Very astute. How much kava do I need to take before baking a meat patty seems like a good idea?

Jimmy Dean sausages don't look like that when I cook them.

If a pizza could, in fact, kill you.

Pretty sure he did. Sausage pizza isn't new. Sausage abomination is your own unique creation.

Jimmy Dean didn't envision you doing ... that ... to his sausages.

He's not denying it.

Your whole kitchen needs to heat up just to sanitize itself.

And.... ....it's in the toaster.

I was fishing with dynamite, tbh... So, I don't really know if he's ban-on-sight.

If you're really viper... Why haven't you been banned yet? ... It's because you aren't really Viper.

What could Packard have to possibly hide.....?

That cutout was super suspicious looking. I bet he was just waiting to snitch on Packard for taking pictures of him.

Oh shit! That's exactly what I need a VPN.... I mean because I don't want the police snooping on me while I'm doing my completely legitimate business.

You don't need ID if you pay in silver ingots, right?

See, I'm a really private kind of dude. Totally law abiding mind you. I'm just really worried about the government looking over my shoulder. Can you be really really really sure they aren't sharing your billing info? Heck can you even be sure they haven't already? It's like you said, this cashless society thing is no good.... I want to be able to pay for my VPN thingamabob the old fashioned way.

But they’ll have my credit card info! Is there any way else I can pay for it?

Golly, that sure sounds super secret. So that means I can log on to one of these new fangled server things, and no one can see what I’m doing?

Knew it! Anyway, good to see Zeni back to his inquisitive self.

Wait a second.... What if sleep could allude you? Wouldn't that mean you could be summoned to someone else's dream?

What's a VPN, Packard?

ACPD is.

Who the fuck goes to a bar for a conversation?

Only if it’s doused in rum.

Right, because you're too weak to crack organic eggs.