molarbear

they'd be the lucky ones. Here in the Midwest the Churches and White supremacists would probably unite and make some kind of peace treaty with that little micro dick asshole and somehow impose more stricter laws. No bullshit there'd probably be sex police that you'd have to call anytime you wanted to have sex that made sure you stuck to just missionary position. Foreplay would be outlawed, cuddling would be forced... and Dear God the unspeakable may happen, Prohibition. :'(

Your dumbass mentioning Roller Coaster Tycoon last night made me go and buy on Steam today

I don't blame you, if it's like $10 or something and they're my friend I'll loan it to them but I never expect them to pay me back. That being said there are two people in this world I will loan any amount of money to and can trust they'll pay me back. One of them is my best friend, I loaned him 4 grand last month because his bank made an error and locked his account A week later when it was all resolved I got my money back

I hope no one buys it and video game companies learn to quit trying to fuck their customers We all know that's not going to happen though

I don't know what's going on with the Cubs, I mean they've been pretty hot since the All-Star break but it's still not on par with last year. Their Starting pitchers were pretty terrible in the first half and in the second half their bullpen is shotty. I'd like to see a 2-peat from my Cubbies but it's looking more and more like it's going to be an Astros/Dodgers World Series

I was reminded of the WWE. The Bird Dog did a legit flying Suplex off the top turnbuckle

I read awhile back that airline websites jack up prices of tickets if you've visited before using cookies I checked a price the other day and it was $510, the next day I checked it and it was $840 same ticket, same plane, a bajillion seats still available

My masturbatorium

I honestly can't say. I mean when I was little all the cereal commercials did have me wanting to try a ton of different cereals but other than that no. Most of my purchases in cleaning products and such came from my Parent's purchasing habits

I need to learn how to delete cookies, FOR FLIGHTS!

I would follow you into the mist of Avalon if that's what you mean

it's done. but it was weak.... we need to try this

it's too small, my hand doesn't fit in it

That's pretty much all I got

I don't know what part you were in but my friend uses OKC here and and most the girls on there.... I'm not going to call them ugly but I'm going to say I bet they have a really good personality

me either, living in a trailer park in tornado alley is a death wish

yeah but the cost of living up there is wayyyyyyy higher #sickburn #notreally #Igotnothing

they started them tonight for a "possible" circulation 5 miles north and in a different county

When they would only turn Tornado sirens on if there was an actual tornado on the ground and not just the chance for one?

may have been Earth's gravity being less than that of their home planet he just kind of got unsmashed

I was always bothered by the fact that they never explained his growth spurt after the Saiyan saga he went from a short little guy to almost the same height as Goku

I have so many questions about this I mean I've had those loads that shoot out like a damn bullet but I'm more concerned about your fapping process are you saying you just lay on your bed and fap without like a sock or anything? Do you have a separate bed for sleeping in, or do you just kind of sleep basting in your own body fluids everynight?

That was completely worth the seizure

No I do think he's funny though Pretty much anyone Judd Apatow put's in his movies cracks me up Seth Rogen is kind of meh for me though, his weird ass Oscar The Grouch meets Fat Albert laugh always throws me off