Vamped

Im on vacation starting now so I will probably work through all of these especially the Studio Ghibli movies

Gumball is a treasure and one of the last good things Cartoon Network has, you uncultured heathen

I dunno. I thought I read he was one of the governors that didn't issue one. Maybe their mayors issued a stay at home orders? I know our mayor issued stay at home orders before our Governor. But my brain is tired too so I could have imagined it XD

Nuns are definitely still a thing XD

There's only a few things that bother me about Gumball. I've never really thought about that before. Maybe because I knew a couple black kids named Darwin

>.> Gumball's dad bought Darwin from a shady magic man in a van so we dont really know if he was a regular goldfish from the start XD

you're watching Gumball too seriously if you're trying to figure out what they are. They go to school with a fucking T-rex and a living banana that watches lewd videos of a pair of real person's hand tearing open an orange

I'm not really surprised about Arkansas though. I dont think ... did they even issue stay at home orders in the first place? I thought I read somewhere the Governor said it was too rural for it to be effective or something.

I feel like our governor had the same slogan. He's opening the state on the 27th but our county is one of the few, he's allowing to make their own timetable. The mayor pushed it back to May 5th

Wow thats even sooner than what my racist governor decided

Im too excited >.> Ill probably sneak into it on the weekend. School nights are for business

Bro what do you keep in your pocket!?!

I dunno ... maybe they file it in the same place as the porn with the story line

In other news ..... I JUST GOT MY GRADUATION MATERIALS IN THE MAIL!!! >.> I think its my cap ... and feels like something else ... but it says not to open until May 9th 2 weeks away from having my masters

I like him in that he went hard on that Tarzan soundtrack but aside from Tarzan hes cool I guess

If we were in public, she would squeeze our face really hard like ... dig her nails in our cheeks and be like "Imma beatcho ass as soon as we get outta here" I once got a spanking when I was in kindergarten because my grandpa lost me in the store XD I was like .... WHY AM I GETTING THE WHOOPIN'?! My mom's response was "for old and new"

I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT -another one of my faves

I dont try to argue when people pull that one or one of those other mom phrases that threatens bodily harm in a round about way

Change it or I'll change it for you

Would you like to moonlight as my secretary? I can pay you in ..... stationary and sarcastic remarks .... also one small foam 18-wheeler but only if you do a good job.

My work is endless!! I have to take breaks to rest my eyes from these stupid spreadsheets and dumb customers that keep getting transferred to me.

I just came here to say that theater existed before William Shakespeare. Do with that what you will.

I just came here as a connoisseur of Gumball to say ... They have legit murdered people in episodes but they're always back the following episode XD

.... what are you trying to say about us exactly?