Vamped

Its okay. I dont anticipate my dream wedding happening so Im shooting for a more reasonable dream of acquiring a corgi and going traveling with single old ladies in wide brim sun hats.

I dunno man .... I just really dislike Nicholas Cage's face

This is the quality imagery I expect from this forum

Its definitely eye-urn

When the Corona virus goes away you should visit a sex shop .... but not the dirty looking ones. Go in a classy one Or ... I guess you can just imagine Edward Penishands

Right in the butt XD

I ... just said thanks the previous 2 times and then debated whether or not to send back a Happy new Day text >.> I did though so Im assuming they're women atleast

I usually do it for calls I don't know. We actually have a site at work that traces addresses and phone numbers I just never think about it when Im at work. I thought I knew everyone Ive given my number to ... but clearly I dont

Tali was so cute and sweet and those hips o.o I like her the most when I play male Shepard but when I play lady Shepard, Liara's my favorite out of the women

I keep getting these celebratory texts from these numbers I dont know since my birthday. I ... think they may be from people at work or my internship but ... I dont know how they got my number and Id feel bad if I text back and say ... who is this?!

Woke up yesterday to make breakfast. Somehow I ended up making this basil pesto chicken bake recipe I saw on Tasty at like 8am ... for no reason I feel like my original plan was ... french toast?

Finally making it out of the worst rank in golf Only to get trolled by Quackers Then not being able to stop myself from landing in the same spot to let him do it all over again

Probably ... in the theater watching Skyline. Im not quite sure I was asleep, my brain might have just shut off when I realized it was crap Also ... on the guest futon at my fly midtown apartment. I woke up with my face in the sandwich I made when I was sick. I must have fallen asleep before I could get it in my mouth . I dont think Ive ever been that sick. I just remember not sleeping in my bed and waking up at random intervals of the Spartacus series that came on HBO.

I hate how this posts because you cant see the cows slide out. Totes aware I'm a horrible person

I still wake up stupid early I just kinda negotiate with myself about taking a nap. Im glad its helping you. I havent really thought much about how Ive survived quarantine because I still had work ... well work was/is crazy busy. I keep thinking about trying yoga for super beginners or something when this over half because I wanna work on my flexibility but also to scope out some booty ... er butts ... expand my social network Yes ... thats it ... make new friends

Im social distancing so hard I have online graduation in 30 mins

She let the goose in the car XD