Killa Ounze

For the first week I selected "Time of the Apes" with Joel and the bots. Originally aired July 13, 1991 this was the 6th episodes of Season 3! I took down the video, but you can still find this classic onyoutube through the handy link! Fun fact: this was actually a 26 episodes tv series in Japan, but was massively condensed through hours of editing into a movie, then it was even further edited for tv so we have this terrible tasting bite sized film version.

Well I figured there is a plethora of MST3K episodes on youtube so for those too busy to search for them I figured each week I'd bring a classic episode to stream in your free time and talk about here if you want! Just imagine that! You can actually talk about something you watched online with others! What will we think of next??? So feel free to watch, enjoy, and try this "commenting on the internet" thing if you so desire. Fair warning; Your sanity is non-refundable(mostly because this is free to watch)!!! Deeper, and deeper we sink with this weeks film. Mike and the bots discover the better forgotten Mole People below the Earths surface as they obverse LAWGIVER DAZE!!! This episode originally aired Feb 15th, 1997 as Episode 3 of Season 8 of the original run! Fun fact: The ending of this movie was changed because of good old fashion racism. Bentley and Adal were suppose to walk away together to be engaged to marry, but the studio was uncomfortable with a white guy and Sumerian woman. Oh before you go! I forgot to mention that you can find previously selected classic episodes in a post below this one. You can also go to the official Mystery Science Theater 3000 youtube channel to see full episodes and clips if you dare... the ability to make or find robot friends strongly suggested for the sake of your own mental health.

I keep telling Hulu that, but like most everything important in my life it just doesn't seem to listen...

When I think about you I turn on Elf.

I've been sober here and there but I much prefer me on weed. I'm a much more creative, optimistic, and thoughtful person.

Who???

Are you sure it's not just weed taking you to such great heights?

I like to think things are just phases. I've had it rough the last year or two but i can only last so long. I know what I want to do at least, but haven't been able to do much with stress and lack of cash... but at least when things get better I'll be focused... but yeah I don't do much besides write occasionally, and game at the moment. But the first step to fixing a problem is realizing it's there.

Something tells me I want to pass on this and the candy and puppies in your windowless van

So boners and flowers being given?

REQUIRED

So not great... but Hank Hill had it and he's solid in my book... so I lovingly accept your bum

Taco Hell?

Theoretically I'm afraid... of zombies. You're butt exists though. Not only in reality but in legends no-one has ever told.

Pork out on your own pork flavor?

Well how is your metaphorical butt doing?

Keep it that way! Trust me, you don't want it to catch a cold this time of year.

Well you can hold on a bit longer if you do what homer did on the simpsons and eat yourself. Just start with a finger... just don't get carried away as you can assume Homer did.

dam this chair... On the topic, how is your butt?

So heads up to any of those like me who love the evil dead but like most of us do not have starz... and don't stream much any unlicensed content... you can finally watch it if you have netflix! I'm 4 episodes in and I dig it, but Campbell has stated the shows not doing the best and they could really use the support of fans by watching it legally, and buying merch or seasons to help prove to Starz there is a fan base for the show. Season 3 is set to air: 9 PM Sunday, February 25 2018... Hopefully they work something out with hulu for the new episodes. If not I may personally sign on for a package with starz just until the seasons run is over.

I started in babbling, quickly moved to IB spent almost all of my [asmb] time there for years. Then around 2011 or so i started posting a little all over, more so in some folders, but I always considered myself an IB-er even if I was the only one

I blame these guys for that one...

Thank you. I feel like a failure most the time lmao ...I was hoping to be doing a bit better by this point in my life... But a few old friends and new friends have some faith and respect for me, if not for that and the few good nights, I'd say f it. But I have had a few really good nights... and other comedians have been really cool to me. Granted most of them are newbs like me, but still, there's a few that get good laughs and no-one has heard of that are genuine helpful peeps. It's enough I've been trying to branch into writing again. At any rate, any good luck, and/or positivity is always appreciated I'm a little manic so I'm constantly like at least half hating on myself at any given moment lol