Killa Ounze

Whatever turns you on big boy

Ha I feel like a teenager again lmfao Young at heart ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's boring as fuck being stoned and drunk as shit at 3 AM with no-one to talk to. Keep running into this problem, I want to open an after-bar bar. Maybe an after-bar bar message boards and carve the URL into a stall of every bar bathroom I go into... okay it's a crap plan but I'm drunk and stoned atm so fuck it.

I've done worse jobs than writing for successful long running TV show. Wish I had that on the resume actually.

I would but I don't want corns on my dick.

You are awfully into beta males and how they make you feel like a real man... I'm not sure it's bitches you are after...

or if you get greasy with the corpse. I think that's a felony crime... I hope.

I actually enjoyed that. A bit odd, but so is making a song about your dad being a mortician and you swiping bodies from his morgue.

I would just dial the authorities and report someone has a cadaver... the less I know the better. People are too nosey these days

This is me every time I go to make a thread.

I just want it to be known that I have nothing to say!

The only energy drink you may need rehab to kick!

This last minute update means this episode came in on time in at least 2 time zones this week! Scroll up for the triathlon of bad movies above, and go to the top of the page for this week's test of sanity: "Boggy Creek 2: and the Legend Continues" This week Mike and the bots found out why no-one knows the Legend of Boggy Creek. This episode originally aired May 9th, 1999 as the sixth episode in the final season of the original MST3K and is wrapped around this 1985 dramatic horror or should I say traumatic horror... Fun fact: This is actually the 3rd movie of the Boggy Creek series.it follows Boggy Creek(1972), Return to Boggy Creek(1977). Even more surprising there has been 2 more additions: The Legend Is True (2010) and The Legacy of Boggy Creek (2011)

I am one week late, but it's a marked improvement! Scientifically speaking of course, I'd explain it, but it's ...well.... mysterious. This week's episode is a classic, around a classic ...example of a rushed film project called: "King Dinosaur" thinly guised by a sci-fi plot so bad it borders on fantasy from the year 1955. Joel and the bots did their best to make this movie watchable December 22nd, 1990 for the 10th episode of Season 2, but you can decide if they suceeded or not. Fun fact this movie was filmed in 3 days, and is a great example of why you should take more than 3 days to film a movie! This week is the final Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thursday and I've selected "King Dinosaur" with Joel and the bots. (A film so bad it nearly caused the dinosaurs to go extinct again, but this time from feature films of course. so if you want a reason to hate Dinosaurs click the link and watch it now!) No worries you aren't off the hook yet, there are still plenty episodes on youtube so this thread will continue but as "Mystery Science Theater 3000 Tuesdays" for two reasons: I think I'll be more punctual about updating this weekly if I'm not doing it at the tail end of my work week, and instead tackling it earlier in the week. Found out the official MST3K website has a weekly blog called "Crow-back Thursdays" already where they select a weekly episode. This way MSTies if they want can enjoy a spaced out double dose of classic movie sign.

Did you watch it before netflix?

I don't think they have completely ignored Army of Darkness but they haven't really adresses it head on. I agree they should bring it up instead of a few sly references. Maybe a plan for later season? End up in the medieval era but 80 years later? I wish I was on the writing staff...

Just started watching it from the start, another show I've seen good episodes of, but never watched weekly. I'll have to keep an eye out and let HR know if I see anything.

I never watched the whole series... a mistake I am correcting but i am only at the end of season 6. I've heard mixed reviews so I worry because I do love the show and am so glad I dont have to miss weeks of episodes per season thanks to streaming now. BTW I love hulu, awesome selection. Been wrapping up Stargate SG-1 finally.

So I'm a week late... and a day... let's just say a week day late. I am sorry, I am still adjusting to my over night job with that has no wifi that I have to contend with 4 days a week for 11 hours... I happened to work Thursday and Friday and I was tired and forgot... ...twice... At any rate It's not a bad movie, is what I would say if I was a liar but if you enjoy self torment clcik the link below for: "Kitten With A Whip" This week I've selected a true masterpiece... of an episode with Mike and the bots surrounding a horrible film called "Kitten With A Whip" from 1964. The episode originally aired Nov 23rd, as part of Turkey Day '94 on The Comedy Channel Fun, but this time not so fun fact: This movie actually tarnished actress Ann Margret's reputation with fans, but did well at box office proving once again returns don't always mean it's a great film.

and now I have herpes...

Don't you dare underestimate the power of corny jokes from on and off the big screen ... please don't, it's like half my foreplay...

I could give a virgins fuck less, this is what I imagine @Poof would look like if we dated, and she was content with me and my poor life decisions. This post is for you baby

How about we smoke a couple grams of a couple different herbs and then we'll see who wishes who will get well soon? ... and if we drink enough and you push me you might find I will kick my own ass... I take a helluva punch(usually spiked with rum)

Don't threaten me sir!

I would love to myself but I'd be a gentlemen with this... ... it's full of things for milfs... like cuddles, orgasms, and funny anecdotes from tv shows, movies, and a few I wrote myself....