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Terrible IVs but still got one

I wonder if they didn’t let her use the restroom cuz she gets high in there. Maybe she left paraphernalia behind in the past? 🤷‍♀️

I don’t wanna be on record saying I’d kill someone. I’d never do that.

I wasn't even trying, this place is dead

I laughed too much at this

Hey, no fair! I changed it to chair hitting!

You guys are too fuckin respectable, I'm hittin someone with a chair if they did it to me

Dude calm down, I didn't throw the poop, some dumb bitch in Canada did

I think if any person hits another person with poop gender niceties don't apply and you can fuck her up yourself.

It probably hit him, throw looked pretty accurate to me. Do normal people ever fling poop? I don't think it's normal. Hilarious, yes....

I did a quick research and after reading the blurb of one article they don't know why and neither do I

If I buy any other brand mayo it's gotta be cuz it has a stupid other ingredient that I like, wasabi or horseradish, dumb shit like that. I'll use said mayo once, like it and completely forget I have it

off to google I go, brb.... yeah, from what I'm seeing they don't know why

I'm a basic bitch I just by Helman's the olive oil one. Usually lower fat mayos can go straight to hell too but this one, I can't tell the difference. It's either genuinely decent or a result of smoking for 20 years and I ain't got taste buds no more

I thought they wouldn't let her use the bathroom cuz she wasn't a customer

It's so gross

I'm laughing and dry heaving at the same time....fuckin people man

Part sex ed part learning to cook, I like it

I love tomato sammiches with mayo, not miracle whip though, that stuff can go fuck itself

I love tomatoes, especially the little ones, them things are like nature's candy

That's the funny thing about spaghetti, it's always too much. If there is a formula for the perfect amount of spaghetti to make, I have yet to find it

I hope they increase pokemon storage again as well. They can't keep introducing new shinies and expect us to have room for gen 4

Yeah but I was forced to ride it backwards. Biblical times were the worst. So glad that’s all over now.

I bet he didn’t even share the hemp with anyone and the asses returned with makeup on

Nope. I couldn’t even keep the golden calf for my troubles.