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Have you ever seen the langoliers? That.

The X-Men ones.

So a few episodes ago zelda came over to live with sabrina and her roomates while hilda was remodeling the house. Sabrinas roommate tripped and fell dick first on her while she was on the couch in a bathrobe. He then ran to his bedroom to masturbate furiously. Yes that really happened, and he really should have gotten her to join in. Just saying.

Hey just so you know i still havent done this. So don't switch over yet, ok?

I cant even judge her hooha, to be honest. Too much labia majora, couldn't see anything past that. I mean, not that theres anything wrong with a large labia majora, but i mean you gotta present it. Lets see whats up in there.

Pants.

Ok, had my coffee. Now im pooping.

Im up but i haven't had my coffee yet.

Did you know that ants who have been exposed to radiation lose the ability to communicate? Its because they're mute-ants.

You could always buy a cheap drone and rig it with an egg dropping device... *fbi busts my door in*

Im pretty sure you could chuck an egg or two without being seen.

Thats exciting news. Even if he doesn't want to read them, id be more than happy to call him sometime and read them to him.

There was a hidden staircase that split off my regular staircase, and it led to a circular room under a hill out front where the road should have been. The top of the room was open, kind of like a giant ant hill, but there were bushes on top to hide the opening. Inside the room was a giant TV with porno playing. I wonder what it means.

You need to be whiter.

I also do not have a picture.

Wisconsin: blizzard? Well you can always stay home and drink.

Dan is a pretty genaric name. My name is fairly unique, shared only by a handful of country music singers and youtube personalities.

Thats an accurate statement.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/11/01/561427862/is-wisconsin-still-americas-dairyland-or-does-it-need-a-new-slogan? "Wisconsin... eh, close enough to Canada, right?"

Dear i fear we're facing a problem.

Buying a house was pretty easy for me- bought it from the girlfriend's relatives and half her family works in a law office that did all the paperwork for us. #whitepriveledge