SwimModSponges

I guess I'm kind of like aquaman.

It says "SwimMod." Does it look like we're in a pool to you?

I'm not actually a mod. It's kind of like... mods are the police, and I'm the batman.

Would I be paid for my services?

I already put a trigger warning up at the start of that chapter, and I teased the idea in the very first chapter. You'll still be surprised, I promised. Moreso when you get to the Uneven Edge Post-Credits Orgy Spectacular.

So... update. 2 more of my coworkers have joined up to read my fanfictions. Which means I'm probably going to be getting in trouble with HR when they get to the parts with dinosaur rape. So that's exciting.

All right, I'll give it a shot. So... I heard you like mudkips.

If you like Jenga you'd love Arch Nemesis.

I do what I can.

Isn't there a games folder specifically for these types of discussions? In any case, Code Names is pretty good, Ticket to Ride is a blast, got the Mr. Meeseeks box o' fun for christmas but haven't busted it out yet.

Frames per second are important because multiple images within the space of a second convinces us that the still images are really in motion. That's how animation do.

Makes me feel young because I wasn't here for that yet. But I still feel old.

Relapse eh? Well at least you didn't prolapse.

When pressed, he was quoted as saying "I'm blue; if I were green I would die. If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die."

It's a thread about genital manipulation. Just go with it. Oh, you guys know what's really fun? Take your scrotal skin and stretch it all the way up above your dick. It's best done after a hot shower. Oh man, I called my woman in and flashed her with that one day, should have seen the look on her face.

I realize I'm dipping back into Freud after having just dissed him, but the symbolism of munching a hairy pink watermelon is just obvious there

I could do that comfortably but it's fairly warm in here so I'm handing pretty loose.

Occasionally I'll get the dream in which I have just a massive wad of bubblegum stuck in my mouth. I'll try to pull it out but it gets stuck to my teeth... I end up pulling like fist sized wads of gum out of my mouth but there's always more... Very distressing.

Bat-wings are always fun.

My workplace is essentially a charity organization.

Freud said everything was about being sexually repressed. The field has moved a loooong way since then.

I've heard dreams about teeth and hair falling out were supposedly about financial stress, but dream interpretation hasn't really been much of a scientific thing since Freud.

Last night I dreamed that somebody removed all the teeth from my cat's lower jaw.

So either this is no accomplishment, or we both have extraordinary genitalia.