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so apparently you cant melt chocolate in the oven
SwimModSponges replied to fuggnificent's topic in Free-For-All
Huh. How about that. -
so apparently you cant melt chocolate in the oven
SwimModSponges replied to fuggnificent's topic in Free-For-All
even if you just stick it in there for like 30 seconds? -
so apparently you cant melt chocolate in the oven
SwimModSponges replied to fuggnificent's topic in Free-For-All
... You can melt chocolate in the oven. Why would you think you couldn't? Did you turn the oven on? -
This is the correct answer.She's attractive, but she doesn't want you to tell her that. She wants you to get out of the way so she can finish moving this pallet of equipment.
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I pretty much only drink tea when I am illin'.
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The only one who ever really beat me as a youth was me.
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Dildos belong where they belong. Everything has its place.
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Also that face I make at the end reminds me of that gif of charles manson for some reason.
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Yep, that'd be it. Not the full song, just the few lyrics I remembered while brewing my morning coffee.
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Wut dat it? I just recorded myself singing Cher. That's Cher, right? Madonna?
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Auotone is for people who aren't born with pipes like these, and I would hope there wouldn't be dildos in my kitchen.
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Security just walked my supervisor out
SwimModSponges replied to fuggnificent's topic in Free-For-All
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How many hours of sleep do you typically get?
SwimModSponges replied to Kudasai's topic in Free-For-All
26. -
tar·ry2 ˈterē/ verb dated gerund or present participle: tarrying stay longer than intended; delay leaving a place. "she could tarry a bit and not get home until four" synonyms: linger, loiter, procrastinate, delay, wait, dawdle; informalhang around "they tarried by the lake, prolonging their teary farewells"
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"New, more" but he's saying it excitedly.
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I welcome all challengers.
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A geologist was examining samples taken from a hawaiian mountain while talking on the phone to his sister, a fashion designer, when he came across an amazing discovery. Within the molecular structure of the ashy granule he now studied, he discovered a strange new compound; veins of volcanic glass spiderwebbed inside the stone. These microscopic fibers intertwined into a sheet; producing a material that would revolutionize the textile industry. He exclaimed to his sister- "New mo' ultramicroscopic silk o' volcano cone! Ayyo, sis!
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So a couple of Jamaican guys were planning on meeting their friends at a restaurant. One of them got food poisoning there previously, and so wasn't a fan of the place. Well they get there, meeting their friends in the parking lot, and err'body is ready to go in, except the one guy, who hangs back. "What up wit dis guy?" says one of the other guys in the group. The other friend replies: "He's anti dis establishment and tarrying is him."
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Give me a word and I will try to make it into the punchline of a joke. Preferably a longer word.
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Describe what it's like to be high/on drugs
SwimModSponges replied to Death_is_coming's topic in Free-For-All
You're a cop, aren't you? Weed feels like... hang on, give me a minute... It feels like warm apple pie. Your vision seems brighter, sharper, more vivid. There can be what has been described by others as a tingling, but in addition to it there's a slight feeling of weightlessness. For a minute there I thought there was like some kind of head-tightness as well but then I remembered I was wearing a hood. There is a depth of focus, an attunement of senses... You have a tendency to focus a lot of thought into a single task then minutes later find yourself doing something entirely different. You have a ton of great ideas but you never actually remember half of them... If you engage in a creative pursuit, you will find your talents increased exponentially. You might get thought loops; usually its a sentence that just keeps repeating. A lot of times you end up saying it a few times before it goes away too. There's this cow wearing a hat, he shows up and talks to you sometimes. You just feel really good. Very relaxed, generally happy. When I was a young(er) man, Salvia was legal, so I bought some of that. My first thought upon experiencing it was "Wait a minute, this isn't the same thing...." and then it began. When I was a child, on the kindergarten playground, there was an old metal merry-go round, which had been painted long ago, but the paint had long-since mostly worn through, the bare steel beneath visible in many places. The metal was now a flat plane; covered in pegs. It was a machine of industry, grinding beneath a plane of the same material with deafening rotating screeches. I fell backwards, my motion unfolding like an animated character in a flip-book; every moment passing by stretching out above me; each momentary self fixed as I fell through four dimensional space. Below me were the momentary selves I was to become. I was color, each movement deciding my shade. I panicked, flinging my arms to my sides; wishing to fight against the predefined pattern. But my move was the exact one I was to make that moment, changing me to the exact color required next in the sequence. Free-will is an illusion experienced due to human unawareness of four-dimensional space. I looked beyond myselves; to see the greater reality to which my life contributed. I was the color on a box of cornflakes. The old ones, with the green rooster. What I want to know, is what is it about hallucinogens that makes people into breakfast food??? Anyways, at this point the screeching had turned into words. Chewbatula. Chewbatula. Chewbatula. Chewbatula. -
Aliens arent a threat, but this is. Read my fanfictions or i will send aliens to get you. The illegal kind.