SwimModSponges

IT WAS MEEEEEE.

Too many, bosses and coworkers for jobs im not at anymore mostly

If that's not an invitation to post my butthole i don't know what is.

It's true; I was investigated for claims of harassment and put on a "last chance" kind of thing for riding people too hard.

I'm a real asshole.

Just checked number- 2190. Not bad.

Ended up with 2100 some pieces yesterday.

As someone in the CJOH who can only speak for himself, I am indeed sickly, ugly, and salty.

How many actual cups is your coffee maker? Mine does four cups, and half of that easily fits into most of my mugs. Two of my mugs can fit almost all of it.

My sig used to be an ad for my fanfictions before it broke.

I was aiming for my team to do 2200 today which is a pretty lofty goal. Every time I checked in we were ahead of where I projected we needed to be. Upwards of 1700 pieces by the time my shift was ending, which is about as much as we usually get out of a full day. Boss man even comes in and says we can hold 200 of our produced pieces and save them for tomorrow's numbers.

Come to rants if you want to get political.

You know what? You're right. That scenario is out of character, thank you.

Please no, a couple of chapters in hasn't even really started the story. Did we get to antarctica yet?

Racism is pretty common among certain groups around here- a particular user has been quoted as saying "black lives don't matter," but he's in indiana politics so i suppose he finds the assessment accurate. Otherwise we've got some janitors, one of them is a nutcase, the other is a pretty cool dude who plays with his enormous hog in the janitorial closet. Accidetal blowjobs, roleplays in the laundry room, baked rats, worms... Oh, if you've never seen my butthole, you probably will. Then of course theres the fanfictions.

If "this" is me being right, then yes.

Because if he invited you to dinner and had a sister, he's trying to hook you two up.

There isn't.

Does he have a sister?

Did he suck your dangle afterwords? Because a girlfriend would.

"Sans" means "without." What did you do last night without a girlfriend.

Like read and review my fanfictions.

*eyes you suspiciously*

Everybody knows it's fuggs. Which means you're probably fuggs. Doesn't matter, fanfiction.