SwimModSponges

Sex with dinosaur

I just googled your name too. Good stuff.

Somebody put that on a shirt. Make a million dollars.

I must be out of the loop; are they no longer 26 miles?

Which i assure you, if Republicans let happen, will be considered a coup.

Facebook birthday wishes are the devil. Fuck em. Dirty 30, coming up for me as well. Got a plan for the next 10 years yet?

The people who are fond of repeating "Lol, surely this is the conspiracy you nail him for, ORANGE MAN BAD, triggered libs!" are repeating this.

That's what you think. Trump said Pence broke the law too; so if the president goes down, the vice president goes down too, leaving us with president Pelosi. Imaging how republicans will react to that.

The past tense of drag.

M.C. Eh, Sure.

My sister got her boyfriend tickets to slipknot for his birthday, i went with. I don't really like slipknot, and i was afraid of breaking my glasses so i took them off and put them in my pocket. We were near the back of the crowd so i couldn't see the stage very well. Otherwise it was like somebody playing a cd really loud. Meh.

I'm a ruiner.

We will use your sperm and eggs to create a batch of embryos that will be placed in stasis within a synthetic disk. These disks will then be placed deep underground, like a time capsule of genetic material. So that millions of years from now after we've gone extinct, alien life might find the remains of our planet, along with the vault filled with human embryo disks. And when they crack 'em open and put them under the heat lamp for a few days, the encino men they revive will be your genetic legacy. I'm going to make a million dollars with this idea.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a49894/yeast-infection-sourdough-bread/

When Japanese people wake up they say ohio.

Because they're disproportionately scared?

I should get OT.

*swings at low hanging fruit* He was in the broom closet for an extended period.

It could be fun to worship though. Build a big shrine in my backyard, pray to it, offer the occasional sacrifice...

It could be fun to worship though. Build a big shrine in my backyard, pray to it, offer the occasional sacrifice...

Sithis is the void.

Ah yes, I see the folly of my ways.

... Why would you just do you at a fuck convention? I mean, everybody else is there to fuck; you're just that weirdo on the sidelines doing himself. You're the creepy guy at the fuck convention.

Oh, I also had a gas station hotdog for lunch.