nameraka

It's not booting up. We're gonna have to hack it. *starts typing furiously*

If I was a dick I could point out that praying for a specific outcome is meaningless if you believe god is omnipotent and omniscient and that some religious scholars would argue that this is actually what is meant by the commandment against taking god's name in vain. but i'm not a dick. so i'm not going to say that. 😐 so... how about them ball games? go team... well. this is awkward. 😶

Fine. It was late, and I was tired. I'll fix it.

"i miss your boo too," said cindy-lou who.

Yes. Gods I was young then...

i always had the impression that marcie had a thing for charlie brown as well. what's going on there? also, this is apparently backed up by the official wiki. apparently chuck has mad game. https://peanuts.fandom.com/wiki/Marcie_and_Charlie_Brown's_relationship

I don’t have one.

That's the spirit. You go, fellow quiter.

You can't fire me. I'm union. 😐

Promise?

Who's with me?😶

I did a report on him for school when I was like 10. I was kind of obsessed with military aviation at the time.

this is actually one of my all-time favorite skits.

like this one?

Which is most of the time. Tips for getting people to leave you the fuck alone?

stupid fuckin' hippies... 😐

That’s not what that is...

Relax. Turns out there’s nowhere to get anyway.

Psychotic

Muscle? I’m like 160 lbs. unless you need me to open a jar of pickles or something, you might want to rethink that one.

Yeah. Sometimes I forget that people are just big dumb apes. then I make the mistake of going out in public...

Well then we have something in common. I don’t like your name either.

From what? This isn’t the Stone Age. Guns don’t care how tall you are.

My experience has been, ironically, the taller the girl, the less they seem to care. I’m 5’9 and mostly dated girls who were around my height. Tallest was 5’11”.