they were put there by a man.
the man is a euphemism for the antichrist.
Justin Beiber has a peach tattoo.
Justin Beiber is the antichrist.
Logic, bitches.
my day has finally arrived.
never did I truly believe this day would come, that my particular expertise would be specifically requested. but here we are..
I'm your guy.
I once shat in a Vermont dmv.
oh.
oh Jesus.
I misread that didn't I?