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and if so, how often am I in them?

I think I last road this bitch about 1989ish https://lucaswetzel.com/writing/articles/the-storied-afterlife-of-the-zambezi-zinger/

Nods and strokes beard.

+1

sure. there's a state park up the street with about a 900 ft mountain that I used to hike regularly back when I had weekdays off. beautiful up there. I don't go anymore because on weekends all the shitheads come down from the city and you can't see the trails for all the people. so, yes. I like the outdoors. like most things, I just wish it had fewer people in it.

*dies impaled by corn*

same creator as the coffee one. this one's just as funny but a bit shorter.

1986. for all intents and purposes the last year of my childhood. we lived about 5 miles from the beach. everyone I cared about was still alive. life was just good. 2000-2005 (couldn't pick one year) met future wife. grad school. started teaching. got married. 2020 (second half) didn't die from alcohol withdrawal. (got prescribed some lovely benzos to keep the seizures at bay) finally started putting that shit behind me.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but imma post in it.

this actually kind of reminds me of my wife's family.

I do energy shots. I hate having all that liquid sloshing around my belly. I tried just chewing coffee beans for awhile, but I got funny looks.

watch out for sly gary

But I wanted to figure it out myself.

Nope. Week is now Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Steve, Friday, Saturday Sunday has been replaced with second Monday.

Thursday is no more... 😪

Today is goddamn Thursday, bitches. yeah. i was gonna put some cool facts about thursday, but I don’t have any. *stares awkwardly into distance* THURSDAY!!! 👻

solid cover.

I don't see any way auburn's passing attack gets through Israel's iron dome defense.

A Clooney?

Nope. Not having it. Not today.