nameraka

I mean, the march to Bastogne was some clutch shit. Fine piece of generaling there. Dude had some weird ass ideas about reincarnation though. I'm just saying. So. Uh. Any other Generals y'all want to discuss?

*pees in corner* I am not cleaning that up. 😶

Nope. *

imagine no possessions. I wonder if you can.

It's okay. Just make sure, if you're called, to have really entrenched opinions and don't shut up about them. You'll be home by lunch.

I don't see how any of this is relevant to my complete lack of poncho.

I think I might want a special sex poncho.

I just want to be clear that I was using "fucking" to emphasize my desire to own a poncho. I do not mean that I am attempting to acquire some sort of special sex-poncho. I mean, is there even such a thing as a special sex-poncho?

*Awkwardly follows you out*

you are not lebeouf.

a brief biography of skrillex. very thoroughly researched.

he listens. shhhh... ☠️

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/01/business-food/howard-johnsons-last-restaurant/index.html so. that's one less place you can eat. 😶

I don't know what you're talking about. I do not, and have never had a sock "thing."

or is there just nothing to do on the internet anymore?

this was the one I was thinking of. don't remember how high it went in the charts, but I remember it being in fairly high rotation at one point.

Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time...

Nope. Good band though.

Got it. It was the Lemonheads. Thanks Spotify.

that's a nice guess actually, but no.

someone actually put a fair amount of time into the theme song.

they kind of sounded like every band from the 90's. they weren't super popular, but they got played a lot. idk, they kind of sounded a bit like toad the wet sprocket. or at least one of their songs did. this isn't very helpful is it?

have you read any of the apocryphal stories of the childhood of Jesus? some of them are pretty out there. there's one in the infancy gospel of Matthew where he curses some poor kid and he shrivels up and dies. childhood dickhead Jesus is best Jesus.