nameraka

no one ever expects a surprise trip to flavor town!

Valid point. He needs a new agent.

Anyone else notice that Kyler Murray only got pissed about the homework clause in his contract after the fact? It's almost like he signed it without realizing what was in it. Sounds like someone didn't do their homework...

Prolly not.

That's just a bunch of cougars rebranding themselves.

like, today?

Anyone going to subscribe to nfl+? Curious if anyone has looked into it and what you think.

Follow up question: do you tip for the Buffett at a strip club?

Depends. They got a buffet?

not you. 😶

Greetings General Kenobi.

No. Lidl is best.

Til VH1 is still a thing.

That's kind of along the lines of what I was thinking. Except I was going to bring my bad Japanese translation full circle with a bad English translation of the bad Japanese translation of the English.

shhh. I'm trying to passive aggressively lurk, here.

yep. that's bad. I like.

how do you pronounce that? like rake or rack?

nope. this just isn't working for me. nothing objectively wrong with it. change of any kind just makes me irrationally angry. so, as per tradition, I'm planning on rage quitting the boards forever. that'll probably consist of lurking for a day or two before showing back up as an alt with a completely transparent name that makes it obvious that it's me. (I'll play it off like it isn't, of course.) anyway. any suggestions for terrible alt names?

it is also our most important testament to the fact that Helen mirren was a total smoke show in her 20's.

Also, Excalibur was kind of a fucked up movie. Especially the part where Uther knocks up egraine. I mean I’m still trying to work out the physics of having intercourse while wearing a full suit of plate mail. Totally unrealistic. Everything else was believable and historically accurate, though.

Yeah. I get that. I used to think stonewall Jackson was Obi wan kenobi.