nameraka

Always. We are talking about purple marbles though right.

well, i held this clip up to a mirror and everything in it was backwards...

i'm torn. it was a terrible show, but i will miss kat dennings' boobs. http://deadline.com/2017/05/2-broke-girls-canceled-cbs-after-6-seasons-1202092530/

oddly, a hooker on meth.

reincarnation would be okay. i'd like a shot at a different world though, maybe in a different dimension or something.

i'm sorry, i don't speak spanish.

this would be correct if we weren't all dead already... ::spin::

i said, show your work. should be 6x9=42. you did it wrong, so you win all the marbles.

wait. when did "fucking mothers" day become a thing???

question 1. on a scale of 1-10 what percentage have you stuck your dick in and why? please show all work.

oh shit. it's schroedinger's cat!

i don't. but i'm older than dirt and older than most on these boards, so i'd be willing to bet. reference point, my first video game console was an atari 2600.

depends. it's a twelve year cycle. my guess would be that i'm 12 years older than you.

cancer/dragon i am i giant carcinogen spewing winged lizard. i am truly the stuff of nightmares...

yeah. it's totally useless, but i feel like i need this in my life.

but that sally chick seems kinda off....

ok, the ketchup bottle was fucking amazing...

thanks!

i would watch that...

true. the mustard had it coming though.

*runs*

full time report writer part time english instructor thrilling, isn't it?

see, this makes me wonder how he was getting away with it. the school i was teaching at was not lenient about this... at all. their position was very much: don't be alone with a student... ever. i mean, i got a talking to one time for giving a student a ride home. her ride didn't show and she lived on my way home like 5 miles from campus.