nameraka

well, as much as usual.

shit. were we doing this? well, i guess i'm out then...

brought to you by surge soda.

causes people to assume you're the son of God, resulting in an overwhelming desire to crucify you. i can pause time.

1. people suck and i hate them all. 2.... funny, can't remember this one. 3. people suck and... wait, that's 1 isn't it? 4... the goal of life is to get a job where you don't have to deal with people... no, that's pretty much 1 again...

well, if the world doesn't exist, problem solved right?

mostly so i won't have to go to work on monday. is that selfish? i mean, you won't have to go either...

true, but i'm probably gonna settle for some mcnuggets before i pull out my sidearm.

yeah, i don't know why i'm watching this either. k. so it is kinda funny though.

::spin::

i'm just gonna assume you mean that in a good way.

with just, like, a really big budget...

i know right?

and invariably there will be like one account i'll forget about and i'll be like, why the fuck is there no water?

someone should invent a way to send hard currency through the interwebs...

it's okay. i'll just wait until it expires and actually starts fucking up my accounts. that'll make it more exciting!

if i could reach, i would.

now i have a new debit card, yay! fuck... now i have to update every single account i have set up to auto-pay...

Welp. I'm out.

ha! then how did you know it was from harry potter? got you!

:::

fine, fine. i suppose i could use a sentry. and also a way down. seriously, does anyone know how to get down from the high ground?

you can't win this thread. it's over.

i thought if i drank beer, i didn't have to know about cars and sports.

yes, me too fellow hockey person. go our team! yay hockey guys! you put that puck in that net! am i doing it right?