nameraka

if it helps you can think of this as more of a pre-divorce.

well, you know... you can be married in your way, and i'll be married in mine. whatever works for you.

i'm game. i even have my own baby making chemistry set.

oddly, i just bought a large supply of toilet paper. we should hang out.

i'm sure you have... opinions about that, but i would appreciate it if you would keep them to yourself. also, nevermind the fact that i'm already married. you let me worry about that.

bullshit, that's just two 1's.

huge, yes. but would you say it's yuge?

i buy this stuff in bulk and then add sesame oil and lemon juice. it's not the best or the worst, but it's dirt cheap. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004P0N328/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

and here's a short story about them from one of my favorite writers. http://southerncrossreview.org/73/axolotl.html

at an outlet store that specializes in beef jerky. we actually have more than one of those around here... my wife picked it up for me. she doesn't like me very much.

you come back as this, but are mistaken for a chupacabra and end up shot and mounted on the wall of a hunting lodge belonging to some guy who goes by "sonny" because he's a jr.

made with the carolina reaper pepper. scovile scale of about 1,569,300 for reference, habenero maxes out at about 300,000 scovilles. i feel fine. though, i think my nose is bleeding... and i probably shouldn't take my contacts out after touching that... dammit i have to go to bed soon.

oh. there is more on YT. i guess i didn't look very hard the first time.

episode 8 spoiler

and you were right. point proven.

okay, so technically i guess this is against the rules but i've always questioned whether or not bowie was human anyway. (idk. he does have that one permanently dialated eye thing. that's kinda alien looking, right?) https://www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTM4MDYwMTEzMTE3NTg3MzA3/7-lr-bowie-rolling-stone-hero-cjpg.jpg

shrimp tacos shrimp burritos shrimp chimichangas shimp flautas shrimp nachos shrimp quesadillas shrimp border bowl

meh. i've gotten to the point that i can drink it at like 1am and then go to bed like 30 minutes later. something may be wrong with me.

Collard green

more like -1000

5th element.

just me? oh. okay. i'll just go by myself then.

confused mostly.

so you're saying i have to hate one more than the other?