nameraka

No. No that wasn't it...

What did the instructions say again?

I don't feel qualified to objectively evaluate my own behavior. It goes against my programming.

10 days and counting. Unless they fire me first. I'd estimate I did a solid half day worth of work yesterday, but imma bit tired today from all that halfassing.

Why didn't you do your DMV stuff online?

Pixies

I like iced coffee. Black. Usually chugged as quickly as possible.

If you like Soundgarden maybe try Catherine wheel.

I can't afford bootstraps.

T shirt with graphic of Darth maul from around the time episode one came out.

No. Im really sensitive to smell. Strong odors give me a headache so I generally wear low key deodorant and just make sure to shower at least once a day. Yeah I said it. At least...

i actually start august 16 but i'm quitting a bit early to spend some quality time with my couch.

oh i intend to thorough hurt myself. i suppose you can join, but i only have enough booze for one.

I suppose i'm just trading one set of headaches for another. still, it's nice to at least have the illusion of control over your life.

perhaps as a going away present...

we don't talk about my parents.

i actually tried that for a month when i was trying to lose weight. wasn't really worth it. i found i didn't lose the weight i was shooting for any faster than working out once a day. i also got sick of having to shower twice and do extra laundry.

by cultivating a hangover. haven't had a drink in about 4 months so this oughta be a good one.

i really don't see how i'm supposed to tell whose car it is. i mean, that's a terrible shot. you can't even see the dash. how are you even supposed to be able to tell the make and model?

shameless, u.s. version, on netflix. funny shit.

hunter thompson david bowie

depends on life circumstances. a few months ago it was every day, but some things have changed and are looking up now.

Pics. There should be pics.