nameraka

customer want to know why we don't carry that thing they want that no one in 5 years of working at this store has ever asked you for. it's my fault. i personally dislike you and am doing this to spite you.

a friend of mine had that. i was so jealous...

i was an only child, but we were often rather broke. they did the best they could. i got a really nice flank steak one year...

this christmas may be your year.

nice...

also

that seems like overk... okay not overkill obviously as it's non-lethal... overpain?

my job involves a degree of this. i just shut myself in my room and try to push through everything i have to do as quickly as possible so i can go back to playing video games.

charlie hunnam

pepperidge farm remembers.

yeah. these are cool. reminds me of tom waits in mystery men with his non-lethal weapons.

yeah. me either.

you've already voted for mark zuckerberg. if you want to vote again, you'll have to prove you're you.

the microwave. it just does what a regular over does only shittier. and honestly i'd rather have my food take a little longer and taste good.

i think i can speak for all broke ass white people (another subcategory) when i say that if you just make some shit up about portfolios that sounds pretty good, we'll just nod our heads and pretend we know what you're talking about out of embarrassment.

to be fair, that's only a thing that upper middle class white women who think it's acceptable to wear yoga pants in public say. it's a very specific subcategory and i refuse to be lumped in with those freaks. pumpkin spice is fucking nasty.

My choice as well.

i have a black friend.

did you at least break your leg?

i personally have small collection of swords and a recurve bow, but i've never seen the need for a firearm. http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=psg1308

that seems in keeping with the spirit of yulemas...

is that natural or is it one of those prostheti... erm artificial logs?

thank god someone finally started one.