nameraka

i brought this up in a conversation the other day with a female friend. just pointed out the number of articles i'd seen recently about middle aged female school teachers being arrested for sexual misconduct with male students and mentioned that maybe the issue we should be looking at is one of human nature and power dynamics, not necessarily specifically men and power dynamics. i thought she was going to lose her fucking mind...

rusty nail.

i did. i feel... safer...

you should watch the end of the f**ing world. did i spell that right?

which could explain why i have no male friends i mean, get rid of these and what exactly is left? https://www.menshealth.com/guy-wisdom/8-friends-you-should-dump-right-now

kill one of the parents. that will get the point across.

i'm not sure i understand your concern.

i'm hoarding it in case of emergency.

holy hell. they sell that at wallgreens now? where have i been?

I haven't taken a shit in weeks. Weeks...

no. i've tried. if i can't do it, the rest of you week willed motherfuckers sure as hell can't.

this is pretty much my situation as well. we were broke separately; now we're broke together. the only thing to work out would be joint custody of the dog.

the character, or the actress who played her?

i really like the coffee nut one's myself. haven't tried the carmel yet...

i feel vaguely threatened by this. and a bit hungry.

in the weirdest fucking way possible.

which one is freshest?

you mean play laser tag?

this is one of my all time faves of theirs. and not just because i identify with dave...

i still watch some of the old shows on hulu. haven't watched it regularly in years, but then, i don't have cable anymore so...

it may have the death herpes... https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/11/16880126/florida-herpes-b-virus-monkeys-silver-spring-state-park-rhesus-macaques

if only i'd used a comma, i wouldn't have had to find out.

i'd rather eat expired yogurt and die.

shame on them for getting this far in life without having seen independence day.