nameraka

Sauron?

I once figured out my high school crush was into me, twenty years too late. (She did pretty much everything but straight up ask me out.) i'm the fucking worst.

No. I am a Catperson. Cursed to walk the night. Half man. Half cat. Ooh. Look a box...

Wait. Are you my cat?

He's five, and if he "grows" anymore, he'll break the cat tree.

He's like twelve pounds.

Seriously. Go away cat. I'm trying to pee.

tour of duty. been meaning to watch this again.

i used to absolutely low this show as a kid. so much cooler than knight rider.

Mine came back in less than a week. My wife took about two weeks. Oddly, I had it worse than she did.

i was about to suggest this.

Dude. I gave you 24 hours. Just wait and take credit...

Reported.

Wait. That means you have the power to fix this. I demand this be corrected within 24 hours.

Ok. Which one of you is responsible for this?

idk. the danish people who made it like it that way, i guess.

please do. but take some of this cheese with you.

look, can we just skip this shit and get to the part where you tell me how many hail marys i have to say?

ooh, here's one. Friday the 13th the tv series. It had nothing to do with the movies. i vaguely remember it being about these people who were trying to track down cursed antiques before they killed their owners. sort of like a horror version of fringe.

i might have to go back and watch a few myself. i remember liking misfits of science when i was a kid, but other than having a vaguely x-men setup, i don't really remember much about it. at this point, it'll be like watching a new show.