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death. i mean, i know it's stupid and it's just something our parents tell us happens to explain why grandma and grandpa don't come around anymore. but still, it creeps me out.

yeah, i figured if i posted the video no one would watch it.

Deborah was a Catholic girl,she held out to the bitter end.Carla was a different type,she's the one who put it in.Mary was a black girl,and I was afraid of a girl like that.Susan painted pictures sitting downlike the Buddha sat.Reno was an aimless girl,a geographic memory.Cathy was a Jesus-freak,she liked that kind of misery.Vicky had this special wayof turning sex into a song.Kamala couldn't sing,kept the beat and kept it strong.Xylla was an archetype,the voodoo queen, the queen of wrath.Joan thought men were second bestto masturbating in the bath.Sherri was a feminist,she really had that gift of gab.Kathleen's point of view was this:take whatever you can grab.Seattle was another girlwho left her mark upon the map.Karen liked to tie me up,and left me hanging by a strap.Jeannie had this nightclub walkthat made grown men feel underage.Mary Ellen who had a sonsaid "I must go," but finally stayed.Gloria the last taboowas shattered by her tongue one night.Mimi brought the taboo backand held it up before the light.Marilyn who knew no shame,was never ever satisfied.Julie came and went so fast,she didn't even say good-bye.Well Rhonda had a house in Venice,lived on brown rice and cocaine.Patty had a house in Houston,shot cough syrup in her veins.Linda thought her life was empty,filled it up with alcohol.Katherine was much too pretty,she didn't do that shit at all.Uh-uh. Not Katherine.Pauline thought that love was simple,turn it on and turn it off.Jean-Marie was complicated,like some French film-maker's plot.Gina was the perfect lady,always kept her stockings straight.Jackie was a rich punk-rocker,silver spoon and a paper plate.Sarah was a modern dancer,lean pristine transparency.Janet wrote bad poetryin a crazy kind of urgency.Tanya Turkish liked to f*ckwhile wearing leather biker boots.Brenda's strange obsessionwas for certain vegetables and fruits.Rowena was an artist's daughter,the deeper image shook her up.Dee-dee's mother left her father,took his money and his truck.Debbie-Rae had no such problems,perfect Norman Rockwell home.Nina sixteen had a baby,left her parents lived alone.Bobbie joined a new-wave band,and changed her name to Bobbie-sox.Eloise who played guitar,sang songs about whales and cops.Terri didn't give a shit,just a nihilist.Ronnie was much more my style,she wrote songs just like this.Jezebel went forty daysdrinking nothing but Perrier.Dinah drove her Chevroletinto the San Francisco bay.Judy came from Ohio,she's a Scientologist.Amaranta here's a kiss,I chose you to end this list.Eighty-eight lines about forty-four women

can i request a facepalm emoji?

922 BC was a pretty good year for cats. at least in egypt.

i want to call them aquamen...

is it? is it really?

well the black death kinda sucked.

My dog would get scared. He's scared of everything.

I just thought someone might like to know. Yep. still here...

i find this oddly soothing. i watched the whole thing.

more random shit.

yeah. heard about that.

in other news, internet found to be mostly random shit.

haven't seen season 2 yet, but i thought the first season was solid. loved the books.

wanted to be a fighter pilot. then i realized that 20/400 vision wasn't going to cut it. also, i get motion sick pretty easily.

also. though the actress doesn't look anything like what i pictured from the books.

agreed. being able to comprehend speech is overrated.

also the title of a song by 80's new wave band OMD.

tardis translation matrix clearly taking too long to kick in...

well, she does carry by burdens. and i do have a very large burden...