humanities degrees aren't a waste of time.
they just don't have an immediate material payoff, which is frankly, a bassackwards way to judge an education.
I find that if you throw a bunch of old quilts over the seats, nobody really notices the blood. A good air freshener also helps. I usually go with wintergreen or some such. Really cuts through that metallic blood smell, you know?
seriously though, i drive into the sunrise in the morning and into the sunset in the evening, and I'd like to not have my retinas incinerated any more.