nameraka

you're too damn nice. my neighbor and i are constantly shuttling our misdelivered amazon orders back and forth because apparently reading house numbers above doors is hard. you'd better believe i leave a bad review every time. has it helped? fuck no. that's not the point. the point is that i feel like my voice is being heard. has it been? fuck me; of course fucking not. the rating system is just a tool to placate me like a goddamn child so a billion dollar company can syphon money out of my bank account to fuel its single minded goal of global domination. i was going somewhere with that... anyway, you're too damn nice.

holy shit. i just remembered about this one. i think i was in middle school when this was on. funny shit.

Sure. There's one stale half eaten donut, and the coffee machine is broken. Have a great fucking Monday!

Well fuck me, I guess.

same. i think i mostly just loved the soundtrack.

The world would be a more enjoyable place if there were fewer people.

Gus gets upon.

I’m good. I just ate. Thanks, though.

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SOUP NUGGETS!!

see, i thought that was a dlc. like, you gotta pay extra for that.

i'd frankly like to just go ahead and win the damn thing so i can start a new one, but i keep getting distracted by sidequests. anyway, wtf is the main questline supposed to be again?

i remember. there was also this cringey song with a really cringey music video.

Sauron?

I once figured out my high school crush was into me, twenty years too late. (She did pretty much everything but straight up ask me out.) i'm the fucking worst.