nameraka

the cloud, man. the cloud.

jokes on you. all i have are three bottles of hard cherry cola that have been in the fridge for like 6 months because they're gross but we don't throw out alcohol.

i always thought this song was stupid. he goes on an on about mexico and then is like, but i've never actually been... so i guess i should go there sometime...

all i know is that he's had way hotter women than me.

I’d say yes.

last time i did that it was jury duty. this book

Is it though?

why are we still doing this?

Wait. What we do?

see, that's actually interesting. fuck my boring ass life...

and nebula still sucks...

i was making some stir fry earlier and a bit of broccoli exploded and almost hit me in the eye. seriously. that's it.

i don't really have recurring dreams, but i do have a recurring theme which is that i'm seldom in my own dreams. that is i'm usually someone other than myself. i still see everything from the first person, i'm just some strange man or woman living a life that is completely alien from my real one. yeah. weird.

wow. um. i had a craving for a chicken sandwich?

the mashup no one asked for...

i would but the little bastard is literally trying to eat the sammich off my damn plate at the moment.

but it's also on netflix...

i am so... fucking... old...

I can't. Rigor mortise has set in.