nameraka

i don't go anymore. i hate crowds and want to leave after like 20 minutes. we could go for a hike though. there's a mountain about five miles from the house with lots of trails.

wife is at the renaissance festival with the mother in law. all caught up on the grading of shitty essays. it's just me and the dog. my first thought was go get a bottle of bourbon and burn a day replaying witcher 3, but that seems too obvious. so... what to do?

festivus is right around the corner, bitches.

so shiny...

tomorrow. *breaks into song from a beloved children's musical*

hey, i've been stressed at work and... oh. oh you weren't talking about my sexual performance. carry on then.

watch the final score be a damn tie. 🙁

holy shit. i love that song. it's on the internet? wow. the internet is indeed a strange and wonderful place.

my team sucks better than your team. 😛

pretty sure i was in my 30's, so like 15th year of college?

i'm sure prince regrets a lot of things.

the whole thing. all at once. is this... haiku?

prince wants his song back.

damn your ham man. behold, king reuben the great!

Reuben is only true sammich.

THIS JUST IN: Miami GM Chris Grier trades himself to the NE Patriots along with dolphins first and second rounders in 2020 for long snapper joe cardona and an autographed belichick hoodie. the hoodie is immediately named head coach. fuck my life. why the fuck am i still following this team?

i'm actually on my 3rd playthrough,, and i've had it for awhile. the dlc's are first rate.

the tv is dead. death, we are surrounded by it!!!

til kmart still exists.

also, since we're on the subject... tulsi gabbard. also totally hot.

Tyrion lanister. (Grr Martin) Good guess though.

i'm so fucking cool.

we old.