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tsar4

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  1. *comes through a doorway, emerging from a cloud of smoke* Sorry, things got a little hazy there, I got turned around. *sets up a tray of Bacardi shots* NP: https://youtu.be/9EXE28i4JXU
  2. Roughly a Q*bert of Cubits.
  3. Fits the last couple days -
  4. A Sunth of Mondays
  5. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!
  6. ...wondering what's next from the crazy white man...
  7. You'll be arrested for soliciting. At least that's what happens on cop shows.
  8. Twain was a really funny & slyly sarcastic guy
  9. That's only because it wasn't "Adult Swim".
  10. Monty Python
  11. In the skit Belushi fooled around with various Beethoven intros, which would morph into something silly (like "Chopsticks"). He actually breaks into "What'd I Say", singing and sounding like Ray Charles after putting on the shades.
  12. Lowest positive number is highest in ranking.
  13. Dating? Gave up on that over 20 years ago. Been happy ever since.
  14. You're not my type, sailor!
  15. Leftover pizza, cookie
  16. HB Mexobiologist, wherever you are. (I would have said "Mrs. Calabash", but even I wouldn't get the reference)
  17. Vet time. Had to take one of mine in today, urinary infection and 2 of the other 3 kept pestering her because of it.
  18. Not a senior year photo, years later at a photographer friend of mine's studio.
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