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Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo odoratúsque ex elderberry

"Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t Maybe you’ll divorce at 40 Maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance; so are everybody else’s"

Full disclosure - here's who posted it on FB

...is this?

Bite me - Carlin had it right!

Topical!

So I was reading something from Mike Rowe ("Dirty Jobs", etc) and he mentioned that he was once a Boy Scout. Apparently the Scout Master had the habit of surprising individual scouts by telling them without warning they must sing a song of their choosing during Scouting events where the families were in attendance. Rowe sang this, and got in trouble (in public, with the Scout Master apologizing to those in attendence) but privately the Scout Master told him it was one of the funniest things he'd ever heard.

Exactly what I was going to respond.

"Enjoy our McNuggets with Borscht dipping sauce!"

Looks like one of those joke rubber puke things.

A Chipotle Burrito...about as far off the Taco Bell menu as you can get.

Seems to be a thing...

James Bond, John Drake & Maxwell Smart Throw in Derek Flint for fun.

Let's see what's on the other channels.

This extent of Lack of Actual Life is truly astounding!

Spiders from Mars?

I heard some mean little old lady lives there.

Wouldn't it be easier to go to a bowling alley and roll 3 consecutive strikes?

Seems quite a few people claim it can be fixed if you close out of all running apps, even with a physically broken toggle. Muting some apps can mute everything on the phone apparently.

Try XDA's website & see if there's a coding fix to bypass the button.