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JFK - "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their Country." is an adaptation of Charles E. Weller's typing drill (swap "Party" for "Country").

#1 is actually a Russian Proverb, which is why Reagan used it with Gorbachev.

You're talking as far as the Law, I'm talking as far as experience & actual maturity. At one time, 13 was the age, but we as a species have allowed that to drift with the excuse that "people live longer now". I wonder what we could have accomplished if we'd held to the 13 age and made those from that age forward act responsibly.

Another Legend falls...

Contradiction in terms - teenage females are girls, not women.

Why? So they can celebrate being free from your slobbering puppy dog self?

I swear, I left her by the river I swear, I left her safe and sound I need to make it to the river And leave this old Nebraska town

Beatrix Pothead

Masculine of Chia

Peter Rabbi

FB got hacked again - 90 million users affected. They supposedly signed those affected out, to protect the accounts with the intent that those users should change passwords.

You? Old? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Because you touched yourself with it.

You're right zeni - Domino's doesn't suck...it blows.

Results of the ad meeting where a disgruntled employee spiked the water with LSD.

italian herb & cheese bread, chicken, bacon, shredded cheese (toasted), guac, spinach, green pepper, cucumber, black olives, chipotle sauce.

Living in my condo in Chicago, probably painting the place.

Cubs 12:30 pm->Northwestern U. 3:30 pm->Northern Illinois U 5:00 pm->Blackhawks 7:00 pm

May an elephant caress you with its toes.

My word of the month is "Munchausen's", which has been dredged back up due to current events in the news and running afoul of someone with it decades ago.

"...with the G** D***** Finkelsteen s**tkid! Son of a B****!"

Sounds a bit like a reworked ripoff of "Here Comes Mr. Jordan/Heaven Can Wait".