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Nice, but I liked what late comedian Vic Dunlop did with just a pair of fake eyes. In one of his bits, he said he wore them driving and alternated between driving white knuckled and hunched forward (so his face was right over the steering wheel). When he'd get to a stop, if there was a car to his left, he'd turn his head really slowly to look at the other driver, then just as slowly turn back.

Depending on who I listen to, we're getting anywhere from some rain to 12" of snow for Halloween.

I don't think everyone here is worthy of being Pod6'ers.

zeni better not find out you're seeing his gf.

Alternate ending to " The Shining"?

Illinois? The next town East is Plano. In between, there were plans to put a town called Baloney, so they could have Plano, Baloney, Sandwich. I'll see myself out...

So can a shot of Malört.

Not one I inherited from my Grandparents, I'm afraid. This was -

Who?

(looks again) Ooohhhhhhh, "chief". Never mind.

What posts?

The Feds intercepted it. Expect a visit.

Congratulations on your lack of having a life.

No, my surname is slang term in a foreign language that means "phantom".

'70 Chevelle Malibu SS

Advice nugget #1 - Don't take advice from people on the internet, radio or tv. Advice nugget #2 - Trust your instincts, pay attention to them.

Goes along with the foreign language slang definition of my surname (phantom, something that is not there, specter)

6 ft even. Very pale.

That "pallid bust of Pallas" ain't got nothing on me. When I give blood, every 30 seconds they're asking me - "Are you ok?". I even overheard one of the people telling the other, "keep an eye on that one", gesturing at me.

Car pawing?