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And he got a perm!

How do you "go" to something you are?

HypnoToad has been assimilated.

Guys, I am just pleased as punch to inform you that there are two thermo-nuclear missiles headed this way... if you don't mind, I'm gonna go ahead and take evasive action.

The smartest member of the Imperial Family was Noodles Romanov.

How about a nice game of Chess?

keep reading the subject as "Smash Bunnies Tourney".

As was explained to one of the juries I was seated on by the Bailiff, a lot of times on major trials, just the sight of the full jury sitting there is enough to panic the defendant into seeking a plea agreement.

Better still

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Really bad day, lights off, blackout drapes closed, DSotM playing just audibly.

They changed that in this state. You get a driver's license or state id, you're in the pool

68 overnight, 70 daytime, 65 if I'm gone for awhile & the Nest doesn't register movement.

This. There should be a website to tell you the "dos & don'ts", like whether or not this court will allow you to have a cellphone. If you can, be sure you turn the ringer & buzzer off. And remember, it isn't about guilt or innocence - it's about whether the prosecution can prove their case. Edit - you will be asked questions by the Attorneys & Judge (before you are seated). The big one is, if you were the lone dissenter in the jury room, would you hold firm if you were convinced in your belief of guilt or innocence? (see the movie "12 Angry Men" - essentially, could you be Henry Fonda's character & hold out?)

Which one are you? ...Or are you their namesake?

That has instantaneously become questionable. That movie is to musicals what 80's sitcoms with canned laughter were to comedy.

Someone should introduce you guys to decent musicals - Fiddler On The Roof, Man of La Mancha, Hair, Tommy...

I wouldn't subject my worst enemy to that tripe.

That's a trick question, right? Nobody in their right mind likes that garbage.