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So I was right! Pirate Deity is Colby Lopez!

Have you ever seen them together?

Including Col. Mustard in the Conservatory with a Candlestick?

So, Belgian? (or as MPFC said, "Bleeding Fat Belgian Bastards").

Spring Rolls with Chinese Mustard, mmmmmmm.

(it's Colby Lopez)

Maybe a short bio as well, on how Luuv led us from the darkness that was foisted on asmb to this new land?

So he was never OotO?

I'm sure this is from some movie and I get the joke, but my first thought was of Alexander Litvinenko.

Javy turns into El Mago, Pitt 1st baseman turns into little leaguer https://www.mlb.com/news/javier-baez-rundown-between-first-and-home

Why the NY skyline?

First, I'd want an audit of where all the taxes currently collected have been spent. One of the problems in IL is that there are multiple taxing entities with no oversight. State, County, City, Township, Water Reclamation, Mosquito Abatement, School District, etc...everybody wants their piece. Then you find out something like the head of Mosquito Abatement District has 3 family members on staff of 4 and is pulling down $400K/year doing nothing.

Nobody knew what happened to Einstein's Shih Tzus.