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*tsar looks toward both ends of the bar, shrugs, makes himself the shot and (shudder) hands over a natural light*

Sorry, I went away there for a bit...but I'm much better now! What would you like? Think of something while I send a message to the [asmb] brethren. *opens doors, windows, turns the amp up to 11 and points the "Voice of the Theater" speakers right to the front* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ6A6GC_ki4

Some poor Russian pensioner with a walker and an oxygen tank coming soon to the front lines.

You can get anything you want, excluding Alice *slides over a shot of Polmos Warszawa Rectified Spirit*

Would you like it to?

I ain't done yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ3eJxaRZXU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGjJVcrKQU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2-FPlvY58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0OwvsP0ek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFU-FJzPE80 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53N99Nim6WE

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm2N2nHqITY Something to ease the savage brain.

*delivers a properly made Bloody Mary & some fries*

*hands you a shot of bailey's in an egg shaped chocolate shot glass.

*serves up Nemiroff* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8hqGu-leFc

*slides the order on the bar* Lemme know if you ever feel up to a "Chicago Handshake".

https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-safety/are-there-heavy-metals-in-milk-chocolate-a1095452037/ https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-safety/chocolate-makers-urged-to-get-lead-cadmium-out-of-products-a6449371819/

Might it be the same thing I have in common with those I posted yesterday?

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4iCDQi-pzM

That depends on the Maker. My paternal grandmother worked for the Original Mars. Their chocolate didn't burn in my throat like Hershey's did and still does. Ethel M. chocolates grew out of Forrest Mars' boredom in retiring from Mars.

That's being generous.

There's a problem in the bar

*Rufus T. Firefly enters, sees Captain Spauldings at the far end of the bar, and recognizing him, turns and exits...but not before Spauldings sees Firefly and chases out the door after him*