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Remember you and you're wrong - every person that visited or visits here is an "important part".

*Pulls out a horse needle and a vial of some clear liquid* Arm or Ass? Oh wait, you meant a drink, didn't you? *Hastily hides everything and pours a shot of Jameson*

Love is Love is Love is the drug.

That's where I was going. Didn't smell it this morning. My Dad & Aunt both smoked, Dad had a 3 pack a day habit until he quit cold turkey in '79. I already live in a house with 5 cats, 4 of which are the physical kind. The 5th one you occasionally catch out of the corner of your eye and the other 4 stare at rooms with no living things in them.

Make it smoke a joint...man, that cake will get so baked!

I didn't mean ETs.

On the way home, my car smelled like cigarette smoke. I don't smoke and to the best of my knowledge, nobody has ever smoked in my car. Started wondering if I was being visited...

I'm not old, no matter what the lying guy in the mirror says!

Not a meme, but... https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2023/06/02

Same as everybody else, a pile of radioactive ashes.

My folks lived across the street from a Quebecer - through her French accent she claimed that French Canadians created everything worthwhile and the US learned everything from them. My Dad made some crack which resulted in her forbidding her husband from even talking to him. (My Aunt & Uncle had something similar, but he was a Greek and the Greeks created everything. I always wanted him to meet the Quebecer, and pull up a chair with popcorn.)

Canadian Florida is US Florida, judging by the number of Provence of Ottawa license plates.

Waiting for Spring to actually end.

Keep forgetting that the internet stops at the border. Oh, wait...

Mine probably got chucked during 1 of 26 moves.

You people = We. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

See, I told you we were the worst.

"Spooooooooooon"

Your worst nightmare!

While I was thinking, "Time to turn on the BS machine".

"Technically correct (the best kind of correct)" But actually Peter Potamus (appearing in Harvey Birdman).